In My Humble Opinion, I am absolutely convinced that there will NEVER be a better (X) than (X)

In My Humble Opinion
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There will never be a better way to eat tuna than sashimi
There will never be a better way to eat a steak than raw
There will never be a better starch than short grain rice

22

There will never be a more reliable car than Toyota.

There will never be a better cheap whiskey than old crow.

There will never be a better president than FDR.

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There will never be a better film/producer comedian than Mel Brooks.

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There will never be a more prolific point scorer in the NHL than Wayne Gretzky. Sure, records can be broken, but Wayne’s total will never be broken, ever. Guaranteed.

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I’m substituting “greater” for “better” because “greater” is better.

There will never be a greater pop band than the Beatles

There will never be a greater composer than Mozart

There will never be a greater symphony composer than Beethoven

There will never be a greater artistic achievement than Beethoven’s 9th symphony

there will never be a greater piano composer than Chopin

There will never be a greater piano virtuoso/composer than Liszt

There will never be a greater drummer than Buddy Rich

There will never be a greater funny guy than Norm McDonald

There will never be a greater boxer than Ali

There will never be a greater athlete than Secretariat

There will never be a greater military leader than Alexander the Great

There will never be a greater general than Napoleon Bonaparte

There will never be a greater talk show host than Johnnie Carson

There will never be a greater egghead talk show host than Dick Cavett

There will never be a greater dark comedy than Dr. Strangelove

There will never be a greater TV drama than Breaking Bad

There will never be a greater dramatic TV episode than Ozymandias (S-5, Ep-14, Breaking Bad)

There will never be a greater comic/drama actor than Charlie Chaplin

There will never be a greater human achievement than rocketing off this planet

There will never be a greater human “break” than the Chicxulub impact

There will never be a greater human “fuck-up” than global warming

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I’m stealing Johnny Carson. Considering stealing global warming.

Also:

There will never be a greater sports hero than Bobby Orr.

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Gotta agree with this. Who else, in any sport, has their number (99) not only retired for his/her team, but for the whole league?

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There will never be a better Thanksgiving episode on TV than WKRP’s.

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There will never better be a better .38 Special handgun than the Smith & Wesson Model 15 Combat Masterpiece.

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There will never be a better (descriptions will vary) than Jesus
There will never be a better food than pizza
There will never be a better selling studio album than Thriller

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Jackie Robinson.

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…a better boxer than Muhammad Ali
…a better grater than Microplane
…a better mixer than KitchenAid
…a better wife than mine
…better biscuits than I make

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Agree with your list, except for your last item, which you got embarrassingly wrong.

The delicious homemade biscuits & gravy I’m currently spooning into my mouth is my cite.

…gotta admit, your wife is the best, however. :slight_smile:

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There will never be a better cat than the cat who’s next to my elbow right now.
– or the one over there in the sun on the desk. Or the first cat I ever lived with, when I was an infant. Or the first cat I lived with after I left home. Or . . . (I could go on for quite a while.)

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Never be a better domesticated animal than the cow.

Never be a better mechanical invention than the wheel.

Never be a better chemical reaction harnessed than fire.

Never be a better naturally occurring chemical compound than H2O.

Never be a more useful communication tool than writing.

36

Old time hockey, eh? Like Eddie Shore?

A better meat cleaver than those made by William Beatty and never a better touchmark than his.

for .357 substitute the Model 19

for .45LC substitute the model 25-5

37

My gravy is so spectacularly delicious that it can only be eaten once a year. More than that would result in instant cardiac arrest. Most people who taste it decide to just end things, as everything that would follow would pale in comparison and be a crushing disappointment. My biscuits are so light and fluffy that they are often mistaken for clouds; if it wasn’t for the gravy weighting them down, they would indeed float to the ceiling.

Thanks about my wife. . .heyyyyyy, wait a damn minute!

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There will never be a better bus rider than Rosa Parks.

There will never be a soccer player than Pele.

There will never be a better meatloaf than my Mom’s (which I will never have again)

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There will never be a better president than George Washington.

There will never be a better juice than tomato.

There will never be a better thirst quencher than cold water.

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There will never be a better humor magazine than MAD.

There will never be a better toy than the A.C. Gilbert Erector Set

There will never be a better model train than Lionel

There will never be a better sled than Flexible Flyer

There will never be a better kid’s shoe than Buster Brown

There will never be a better sports event blow-out than the 1973 Belmont Stakes
There will never be a better kid’s science museum than the Franklin Institute in Philadelphia

There will never be a better “fast food” joint than the Horn & Hardart automat.

There will never be a better pet than a cat

There will never be a better cat than my cat, Tibby

There will never be a worse cat than my cat, Bently (yeah, sure, he doesn’t look so evil. But, remember baby Hitler didn’t look so evil either—till he grew up to be HITLER!)