In Search of the Magical Penis Thieves

See here.

I’ve heard of this in Malaysia, too.

I wonder if the whole speaking in tongues and falling down in the aisles thing of Pentecostalism would fall under the heading of culture-bound syndromes.

I hope they catch the dastardly penis thief before he inflicts more pain on the innocents.

Now if you’ll excuse me, my 15-incher is trying to pull another rabbit out of my ass.

I’ve never stolen one. Borrowed, sure, lots of times. But never stolen.

They probably heard this song (video) and took it way too seriously.

Yes, I believe it does. And the snake-throwing variation, too.

“Is that somebody else’s penis in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

Srsly though, fascinating article.