What with the natural disasters we’ve seen in the D.C. area in the last week, I hear a lot about the aftermath.
Why does everybody always talk about the aftermath but nobody ever talks about the beforemath or duringmath?
Because the beforemath is duringenglish and the teacher there is interesting. Duringmath is just math. Aftermath is lunch.
Because before math there was nothing but dirt.
“Duringmath is hard. Let’s go make cookies for the boys.”
(with apologies to Lisa Simpson and Talking Malibu Stacy)