Oh, I wish I was blowing up Prince Edward Island, and going on to bomb Ontarioooo…
The destruction of Canada and all of its culture, is by far my favorite scenariooooo…
Watch out for snakes!
“This is just like a Raiders of The Lost Ark thread. . . but without the great writing, acting, effects…”
"I was alone
I had lost my way
Until that wonderful,
Funderful day
When I met a friend
Made up of fur and fuzz
A friendly little friend
Whose friendly name was…
Nummymuffincoocoobutter!
Friendly little pal like no udder!
His name is kind of long
So you can just call him Muffin
No matter what you call him
I sure as heck love him.
I love him even more
Than my fadder or mudder
Nummymuffincoocoobutter…
Then one day unexpectedly
Nummymuffincoocoobutter was taken from me.
The loss of that pet
Has left a really big void
My subsequent behavior
Would even startle Freud.
When it comes to pets
There’ll never be anudder like…
Nummymuffincoocoobutter!
NUMmyMUFfinCOOcoobutter!
NUMMYmuffinCOOCOObutter…
::sniff:: Come back Nummymuffincoocoobutter…I miss you."
Just repeat to yourself
It’s just a show
I should really just relax!
La la laa…
Today Miracle-Ear…Tomorrow, THE WORLD!
The Satellite of Looooooove 
Ponch? Jon? Hey look everyone! It’s Ponch and Jon!
Ah, look at the scenic mountains of…Illinois?!
Manos? The hands? Of fate?
Nope, haven’t managed to sit through it all, yet. It’s just not the same without a crowd.
you’re full of skit
Servo: “Ohhhhhhhhhh, nowwwwwwww I get it!”