In the Siluruan Herefordshire Lagerstatte dread Sollasina Cthulhu lies fossilized

I’m impressed that Lovecraft has so influenced a bunch of British palaeontologists so much that they took the name for a new species from his most famous creation. But, really – only an inch across. No massive wings? no humanoid face? or blobby pot-bellied body? And I’ll bet not one of the scientists had eldritch dreams about sunken cities or non-Euclidean Cyclopean cities. Not much of a “Cthulhu”

Oh, yeah, they also either can’t properly pronounce the name*, or don’t want to saddle future invertebrate palaeontologists with a Lovecraftian mouthful:
https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/full/10.1098/rspb.2018.2792

According to Wikipedia:

*although I agree that it tallies with the “long after Lovecraft’s death” pronunciation, it ain’t Lovecraft’s.

Feh. They found a living Purple People Eater at the bottom of the ocean. I started a thread about it, and it promptly sank into the same ocean without a trace.

This is a crock. Those are arms and tube feet, not tentacles.

Anyway, that thing looks more like an Azathoth than a Cthulhu.

See? Here it is!

Azathoth:


You could also argue that it’s like The Dunwich Horror, but lacking the head.

To tell the truth, it’s more like an organic Omnidroid, with those armored tube-feet:

That’s not Cthulhu, it’s merely his, err, ‘Star-Spawn’…

I notice that they don’t show it eating any purple people, or giving evidence that it even wants to. Not much of a Purple People Eater.*

*In fact, there’s no evidence that the Purple People Eater was itself purple in color, which seems to be the only reason they’re calling this new critter a “Purple People Eater”.

If anything, this is Cthulhu’s eldritch skin parasite. “In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits itching.”

There is also a spider, Pimoa cthulhu, and a moth, Speiredonia cthulhui.

picture of the spider: Happy Arachtober: Spider Cthulhu | WIRED

picture of the moth: https://www.researchgate.net/figure/8-Habitus-of-Speiredonia-spp-1-S-cthulhui-sp-n-holotype-British-New-Guinea_fig1_254923044

It’s Cthulu sperm? Little eldritch abomination homunculi spawning across the universe? The spuz of a Great Old One discarded in our oceans? (Guess he didn’t have a hankie handy…)

Semi- hijack

Last week at the Trenton Punk Rock Flea Market, I wore my cultist of Cthulhu ceremonial garb and handed out doom tracts. I got a 21.16666 out of a possible 30 in the costume contest.

Good to know that there are places that still account down to the closest 1/6 of a vote. MITSFS ought to be proud of them.

Not quite Aphrodite rising from the sea, is it?

I’m a Cthulhu cult leader, too, but my duties are mainly ceremonial.