Top Gun-era Tom Cruise, with some gray in his hair, and a few inches in height.
Send me a picture, now. 
Okay, me…Oliver Platt (Flatliners, Lake Placid, etc.) Only famous actor I know goofy-looking enough.
Me: Hélenè Cardona (with curly hair)
Best friend Dawn: Holly Hunter
Best friend Jeremy: Eddie Vedder
Dumbass ex boyfriend: Ben Chaplin
Current SO: Dave Gahan
Roommates: Suzy–Aaliyah (if she hadn’t died), Emily–Soleil Moon Frye, Morgan–Scarlett Johansson.
Even though other Dopers figure prominently in my life, I’ll refrain from casting them.
Curse you, CaptMurdock, Oliver Platt is my usual answer to this type of question. Now I have to pick Jack Black, he’s the only other actor I even vaguely resemble. But I’d prefer being portrayed by Gary Oldman.
(casting based on looks):
Mom - Susan Rutan
Dad - Lee Majors
Stepfather - Conway Twitty (I know he’s dead, but the resemblence is spooky)
Sis - Neve Campbell
Boss - Dennis Leary
Best Friends - Caroline Rhea, Anjelica Huston, Chi McBride, Abraham Ben Rubi, Peter Riegert
I’m a definate Jon Lovitz.
Actually, overnight it came to me suddenely.
I take back Val Kilmer.
If you’ve seen Marlon Brando’s OLD stuff, that’s me. But My parents were in elementary school when he still looked like I do now. Jeez, maybe that means I should watch my beer intake.
I’ll take back W.C.Fields.
I *wish * I was him; funny, drunk and dead, but he doesn’t look like me.
No-one looks like me.
My mom: Susan Sarondon [looks + attitude]
My dad: Mikhail Sergeevich Gorbachev [looks + beliefs]* without the red thingies on his head*
My brothers: Aidan Quin + William Hurt yes, one blond, one dark- half-brothers, same mom, 3 different dads
My favourite persons on earth: a young Bruce Willis, Parker Posey, a young Tom… what’s his name; Magnum.
Sylvester and Garfield
Tom Selleck (with the moustache or without?)
My roommate suggested that I would best be portrayed by Neve Campbell, a la ‘Three to Tango.’
I think I’m flattered. Course, I haven’t seen the movie yet…
I came up with Anna Chlumsky from ‘My Girl.’ Picture that kid, but about 22. Mix of psychotic, imaginative, and…boring.
LOL, thanks kuroashi
With- I’m afraid.
Ahhh!! Music blaring out at 1000 dB’s!! 8:30 in the morning!! Good lord, that scared the bejezzus out of me!:eek:
(of course someone turned my speakers all the way up last night…cursed office co-workers)
I don’t think there are any stars who would be able to play me as I’m way outta their league what with my jet-setting lifestyle and what-not.
However, if I had to choose I would say Ralph the Dog from the Muppet Show would be the best choice.
When growing up, I was tall, thin, and quiet, so I’d say Joey Ramone but that wouldn’t work.
For hair and height, I’ll go with Jerry Hall as me.
Best friend in school: Salma Hayek.
Former husband: closest i can guess(since I dont see movies and dont know what most stars look like) is Alton Cooper(sp?) from the cooking channel.
Oldest friend: the blonde from ABBA.
Child? Gee, I dunno.
To play me: Doon McKichan (Smack the Pony, The Day Today, or maybe more work for Rowan Atkinson (I have a variety of unintentional facial expressions that I’m told are quite amusing) or maybe Uma Thurman, but only if she put on some pounds. A friend of mine says I remind him of Joyce Grenfell.
My SO: Ardal O’Hanlon (Father Dougal from Father Ted) resembles him in looks and demeanour. If not, I think a clean cut Bollywood hero in a blouson jacket would be excellent.
My Mum: Twiggy
Oooo I *love * Doon McKichan
Lucky you! 
I came to read this thread cause I made a bet to myself that SPOOFE had posted a John Holmes reference. I was wrong. I wasn’t gonna post but then thought otherwise.
I guess I could be played by BlackJack McDowell, former Cy Young Award winning pitcher. Granted, he’s not an accomplished actor, but he has experience performing in front of crowds both on the mound at at blues clubs. I figure if someone as dumb as OJ can go on to be an actor, I assume McDowell could too. We are the same age, same build & height and we look similar. A few years back, after coming to the Yanks from Chicago, he made a major error in judgement; he threw the bird to the hometeam crowd in Yankee Stadium after they booed him for having a bad outing. Needless to say, a week later when I was at the stadium, the drunken morons in the stands started pelting me with beers, screaming “Hey Jack, go back to Chicago where you belong.” I wasn’t gonna start tossing $6 beers in retaliation. I stood up, turned around, took off my cap, pointed @ my “missing” goatee and assured them they were mistaken before flipping them one back.
I don’t think I look that much like him, but alot of my moronic friends do, even when they’re sober. One went as far as to e-mail “separated at birth?” picures of George Shultz & The Cowardly Lion, The Joker & Mary Tyler Moore and Jack McDowell & myself. I didn’t think it was as funny as my co-workers, but I guess it coulda been worse.
you’re better looking.