In What Have You Achieved Perfection?

That goes without saying. Vegetarian sausage and gravy? That’s a sin against all that is Holy. :eek:
I don’t see it myself, but I have been reliably informed that I can be A Perfect Ass sometimes.

The only real authority on rack perfection are your pals here on the Dope.

We’ll need a link to a picture, then you can claim perfection.

No, really, we give a certificate and everything. :wink: