In what ridiculous way are you spoiled?

[enipla]

@Folacin

I assume that is for when they miss the hints of you and your wife yawning ostentatiously?

Hahaha. Yeah. I’m surprised it doesn’t have an ejection seat. But it wouldn’t surprise me if it was an option. We didn’t do the heat and vibrate/massage option.

Lifetime warrantee on the mechanisms (I was kind of dubious of just how much stuff could break). So we went for it.

[Dogginit]

@Ponch8

@don_t_ask

I have a large cabinet like device in my kitchen. When I open the door a light comes on illuminating an array of fresh food and drink choices.

I have one of those also, and get this: the cabinet-like device keeps my food cold to retard spoilage!

Bragged to my wife about the light coming on automatically in the bathroom in the middle of the night, she told me I was pissing in the fridge again

[carnut]

We US dopers know how to ship to CA. But it can be spendy.