Unfortunately, the web hasn’t given me rock-hard abs.
I’ve been looking for a song called “Par Avion” by Mike & the Mechanics. I fell in love with it when it played on an episode of “Miami Vice” as background music. It’s not on iTunes, and I can only find it on YouTube as part of various slash videos. (Now don’t get me wrong, I love slash as much as the next girl, but I just want to listen to the damn song, not watch Starsky mooning over Hutch.) Currently I’m trying Limewire, but all I seem to find are corrupted files.
(couple of minutes later) Never mind, I found it! Yay!) 
We have this in the UK. I love it. You just put in your post code, it tells you who will deliver and who is currently open. And then you can order online. The website is www.justeat.co.uk.
I can’t find a translation for the Voynich Manuscript anywhere.
Two words: online dating.
I don’t know quite how to put this, but the whole concept has sort of let me down. It’s the holistic relational structure I was disappointed in.
I expected it to be much more organized-kind of like the map of the Tube in London. Want porn? Here’s the Blue Line. Domestic issues? (cleaning, shopping, mortgages etc) the Green Line. Romance/ dating services? --the Red Line. Kids/schools/parental issues the yellow line etc.
Don’t ask me what the “lines” are-but that’s how I saw it in my head prior to being online. the .com or.org or .edu help some, but not much, really for the end user.
I want to find a site where you can enter a sentence and it will translate it for you into a lot of different languages at once. Every translation site I’ve seen only lets you do one pair at a time. Technically, it would be trivial to implement but I haven’t seen it done.
I have never found a concise listing of Winterland concerts.
Or, for that matter, any kind of venue-centric database for rock concerts.
Historical election statistics as produced by the electoral authorities of a given state.
Some states have data going back for decades, but the vast majority tend to end at around the time the state in question started keeping online statistics.
I can’t find Nielson TV ratings beyond the Top 20 shows. Contrary to earlier promises, information does not want to be free.
Oh, and I always wanted to see the “Q” ratings of celebrity popularity, but no dice.
I want to be able to click on a map at various points (intersections and junctions) and then get a chart that shows mileage, speed limits, and estimated travel time for each part of the route I chose.
I can’t find the Sanskrit script for ‘‘egolessness’’ (anatman) anywhere on the internet. That might seem like a trivial complaint, but egolessness is one of Three Marks of Existence in Buddhist philosophy. This is roughly akin to not being able to find the Hebrew word for ‘‘sacrifice.’’ I have been searching for 2 years now. Wikipedia finally got around to posting ‘‘suffering’’ (dukkha) so I am 2/3 of the way to finishing my kick-ass tattoo. This isn’t some trivial bullshit, I don’t know why the internet is failing me. I’d almost be better off teaching myself Sanskrit. But the internet unsurprisingly has a paucity of resources there too.
Have you tried a library? 
Yeah really. Even better, you can find the script in the library, draw it and post it on Wikipedia for everyone to have.
Rule 34 kicking in in 3…2…1…
Joe
This may be worth a shot : http://freetranslationblog.blogspot.com/
“Free Online Translations to Sanskrit, Hindi & Marathi for Tattoos, Names & Sentences”
I’m not willing to plug my email in, but if it is worth the risking a lil spam to you…
Do you want the actual songs, or a list?
Just a list.