Until you find it (and the Google results show at least a couple of people wondering where to find that sketch), here’s a transcript.
Not a bad idea. I know I’m not alone in my quest.
Thanks!
I expected to be able to find transcriptions of Richard Pryor’s stand-ups.
I also usually expect to be able to find the best songs of bands I like on YouTube. Usually it’s the one or two bad songs that end up there. (In my humble opinion.)
NBC seems to be pursuing all SNL clips posted anywhere. The place to find them now is hulu.com, although I’m not sure if the particular one you’re looking for is there.
Kind of surprised to hear a few others list difficulty finding lyrics. Seems like most newer stuff has the words up somewhere, but older music can be a bear to find.
In general, I’m disappointed at how difficult it is to find specific information on the internet. There’s a lot of sites out there that have very little actual information on them (most “official web sites”). When companies shill their sites, the mockups always look more interesting and informative than the actual site.
I’m also kind of disappointed in internet gaming. Most multiplayer online games are deathmatch shooters or Wow style level treadmills. You’d think the idea of having dozens of people to play with would spark all kinds of innovative ideas about how to get people to work with (or against) each other. We should be in the golden age of gaming. But no, everyone churns out the same tired turds with prettier graphics.
Supposedly, they’ve got alluring photos of attractive women on the web. I suspect that this is a hoax.
AND, over five years later, I still cannot find this classic piece of standup. Nor does it seem to be available for purchase via VHS, DVD, streaming video, or ANYTHING!!!
:smack: :mad: :smack: 
I (or the internet) failed in finding enough Muhammad Ali milk adverts, specifically one he did that was shown in Saudi Arabia.
Back then, and for another year or so, it was in pretty heavy rotation on HBO Comedy. Then I cancelled my premium channels (no implied causation), so I don’t know about what happened afterward.
“She didn’t inflate it the way I thought she was going to. I guess that would’ve required the *head *nurse.”
Most recently it’s failed to help me find unpainted, wooden, miniature birdhouses like this, but no more than 1.5" tall. 4-6" abound, but nothing as small as I want anywhere 
And I need them by Thanksgiving if I’m going to get to do what I’d want to with them too.
But I’ll echo the song lyrics thing too. “Sale City” by Generationals? No. Rau Y Mexia’s “Las Escondidas” en Ingles o Espanol? No! sigh.
I also fear I’ll never again get to see the Carol & Company “Diary of a Really, Really Mad Housewife” skit ever again, and it seems like it’ll never be out on DVD either…
There are several sites with magazines (just got linked to OMNI not too long ago) and books. Full versions. I can read virtually any PopSci I could care to think about.
But Modern Photography magazine (the one with Herb Keppler before he went to Pop Photo and with the awesome tests reports) is nowhere to be found. Not even a pay version. I miss that old rag. Was great entertainment and info for me as a young photo enthusiast in the 70s.
I still can’t punch somebody through it, no matter how much bandwidth I pay for.
Yeah, I’ve had some trouble with this, too. One site I use a lot is ASL Dictionary
It has videos, but also generally has static pictures and text. It’s not as complete as I’d like (e.g., I couldn’t fine the sign for “raisin” just now - had to google it), but it’s often good enough for an ASL beginner like me.
I once tried to find the name of the yogurt covered raisin snack I was rather fond of in the 1980’s. The entire internet failed me. I assumed this was because I did not remember the name, and called my sister to ask if she knew. She did. She is some sort of Goddess of 1980’s candy. It’s kind of scary.
I redid my searches with the proper name. No results.
Most of the people I know, even the important ones are not on the web, and I can’t find obituary notices in my country.
A lot of stuff I’d like to know is on pay sites.
I wanted to learn the cool little guitar solo in Prince’s “Sexy M.F.”, but the tablature is nowhere to be found on the web. I don’t know how much of that is Prince’s meticulous policing of his material on the Web and how much is just that no one has bothered to do it, but I don’t think of it as an especially deep cut as the Prince catalog goes.
I have found a video or two of people doing/teaching it, but they all have the audio disabled which makes them fairly useless.
The Internet is great if I want something next week. Just type in the name of the thing I want and there are multiple places to order it. But the Internet is terrible if I want to buy something now. I have to go to each website of the local stores I think might have it and search them all individually. I want a website where I can type in the item I want and it will tell me what local stores carry it, and for bonus points, have it in stock.
I was also going to say the Stella D’oro Breakfast Treats commercial that Patton Oswalt talks about in his stand up, but someone has made it available since the last time I looked.
Milo does that for you.
None of the stuff I have bought from the ads the Internet sends me has made my penis any bigger. And the all of the hot local women who the Internet says want to date me all seem to live in Russia. Suffice to say, Russia isn’t local. So maybe the penis mightyier-ing is a moot point, after all.
Lyrics here too. Not recently, usually (except pretty obscure nerdcore acts), but 15 years ago Mission of Burma lyrics were not on the WWW.