In which I answer a couple of threads.

Really, some of you guys…

To torture or not to torture
Don’t. Hasn’t your mom told you that?

Politically Correct Cancer
No thanks.

What is the most useful language to learn besides English?
Dutch (over here, at least).

Is it murder if your God tells you to kill?
Yes, you freak! Go take your medication.

Why doesn’t God save martyrs from torture and death?
Get a dictionary.

Best software for digitizing CDs?
cat
And get a decent OS.

How fast are netbooks?
It depends.

When did the military start referring to opposing forces as “The bad guys” ?
A couple of thousand years B.C.

Godsibs?
What?

What language is this?
English. Duh.

Why am I always having problems with 3D movies?
Try opening your other eye.

Elegant.