In which I face my cluelessness

So, I live in TN. Sumner County, to be precise. Did you watch the news this morning? We got hit with a bunch of “supercell” style tornadoes last night. Well, of course I heard the storms all night, but being as we live in a “holler” the one tornado passed over our house around 2:17 this morning. I know, because I woke up to hear it.

So, I wake up this morning, get my husband motivated and out the door and start getting the kids ready for school. They get ham and cheese biscuits and juice for breakfast, tuna fish sandwiches, chocolate chips cookies and cheetos for lunch and we walk out the door. On the way up the road, I note that the creek had flooded (there was debris in the road where the creek tends to flood) and comment that it would have been nice had my husband called to warn me. We pass the house where a school-bus driver lives and my daughter and I exchange looks.

She says to me, “uhhh, come to think of it, I didn’t notice our bus this morning? Did it go by?” We laugh, and note that I did think to get Dish Network to fix our issue last night so that our local channels are back on, and never even checked the school report. Why would I? This is TN, we have storms like this all the time. Heck, the road isn’t even still flooded, why would school be out?

I turn the radio on, just in time to hear “and Sumner County is closed.” We turn around, go home (luckily, we’d only gone about a mile up the road) and I realise that my cell-phone has no signal. That would be why my husband hadn’t called. I call him from the house phone (we have Vonage and it sucks so we all hate to use it) and verify that there was carnage galore last night & he will call his mother to see if she can keep the kids. My oldest is 15, plenty old enough to watch her 8 yo brother, but well, this way, I don’t have to worry about the storms that may happen today.

I finally turned the news on, while waiting for my husband to call me back to let me know that his mom was ok with watching the kids. There was a gas explosion in Sumner County, Wynnewood is demolished, and well…it’s pretty ugly here in TN. Gods, I am clueless. The funniest thing is, anyone remember those tornadoes back in…1998 (I think?) that destroyed downtown Nashville? I was working in Nashville at the time. On 12th Ave South. We had customers calling all day (it was a medical waste collection company – we had customers in like 7 states) asking if we were ok. Finally, I asked one why – they didn’t realise that we were nowhere near downtown – and was told about the storms.

I need to find someone to call me (or better yet, email me) when disasters happen. Seriously, it’s quite pathetic to think that I heard the tornado pass over us and still was as clueless about it as I was. So, what are you clueless about?

The real mystery is not that you are oblivious to disasters, but rather why disasters follow you?

Glad you’re OK.

You know those Hindenburg tickets you were planning to use this spring? Well,…

Muffin – funny thing is, the disasters pass me by – not follow me. I am lucky with these tornadoes!

Robot Arm – thanks, pal! I was really thinking it’d be fun to go on that trip :smack: …guess I will just use my Titanic cruise tickets instead. :smiley:

The Mediterranean cruise? Good plan; I hear Pompeii and Troy are lovely that time of year.

I think she should stick a little closer to home. She mentioned that her trip to New Orleans a couple of years ago broke the bank. Literally, the bank got washed away.

Perhaps a weather band radio would suit you well. Mine comes on during an alert and makes a heckuva racket to let you know something wicked this way comes.

(The lovely Ms. Kuboydal does seem to enjoy unplugging it, though. I’ve seen some treacherous weather come through and thought it was nothing to worry about because my squawk box was so quiet and reserved.)

That would work as well as having a television – it would never get used. No joke – with TN weather the flippin’ thing would be going off enough without reason that it would end up in the creek. Meh. I just need someone to shoot me an email when we have the kids out of school or something.

Well, the rules here are pretty simple: If something happens, close the schools. Oh, and from what I could tell, the damage was pretty localized despite the local networks constant screaming that “OMG! We’re all gonna die!” (Primary election coverage? What’s that? :rolleyes: )

You could always move east. The Nashville area is always being made Mother Nature’s bitch but the worst I can ever remember hitting the Chattanooga area is the “blizzard” from fifteen years ago. We barely even get snow here and though we get all kinds of tornado watches and warnings, I’ve yet to see one or its effects.

The kids get ham and cheese biscuits for breakfast?

Mmmm…

Glad you and Tuckerfan are OK. I watched the glow in the sky from the gas fire about 20 miles north of here from my back deck.

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Tuckerfan, you forgot the part about buying all the milk, bread and water. Seriously, ever since that tornado hit Nashville a few years ago, you can literally see the drool on the newscasters chin when they announce a tornado might be coming. Makes me ill. And is, in fact, one of the reasons I never know what the weather is going to be. I refuse to watch it – I get all of my local news/weather second hand for a reason.

Aesiron, true, except that a 4 hour one-way commute is not in my plans. I like my job enough for now.

Mongo Ponton, yeh, I love to cook and I strongly feel that kids need real food for meals, not just cereal or junk food. This morning they got pancakes and sausage. Come on over – I’m Southern, as a guest, you will be well taken care of honey. And I won’t post to the SDMB about how you didn’t wash my dishes, clean my house and make the beds :smiley:

missred – thanks. You can figure I will usually be ok where I am in this holler. Lucky me. :rolleyes: One of my friends lives in Castallian Springs and I was really glad to see him at work the next day. He said the gas explosion had him coming straight up out of his bed. Go figure, right?

They also buy toilet paper (which leads me to wonder WTF are these people thinking in buying just those things? I mean, are you going to make mayo and TP sandwiches? :confused: ) And it’s no surprise that the weather folks salivate over rain, after all, they haven’t had any snow this year to put the state in a panic. (“There’s half an inch of snow on the ground, and the temperature’s dropped to a dangerous 31 degrees. Unless you’re an emergency worker, you need to stay where you are and not try to go anywhere until this clears up. Right now, we have no estimates for how long the snow will last, but the highs tomorrow are only expected to be in the low forties, so there’s a good chance that it could be with us for some time to come.” [Never the fuck mind that it was 60F the day before, so the ground’s warm enough that snow melts as soon as it hits it.])

Let’s see. TN is ~42,000 square miles. The total area damaged by the recent tornadoes was less than 1/2 of 1 square mile. And our dear Litoris didn’t notice.

Sounds 100% correct, normal and healthy to me. Screaming hysterical newsreaders notwithstanding.

If the tornado passed right over you, it’s probably more sheer luck than any protection from the holler. Apparently living in a low-lying area doesn’t actually offer much protection since it’s been all over the news that a woman who thought her home in a valley was safe from tornadoes was proven wrong in the worst possible way. Glad that you weren’t hurt!

Tuckerfan – the toilet paper is so you have something to wipe with when you shit yourself after you realise just how useless that 4 wheel drive is on TN ice, silly!

LSLGuy – well, except that you know, the gas explosion was seen from Nashville – which is, oh, 30 miles further West than we are.

lavenderviolet – true. Thanks for the good thoughts. I would be very surprised if a tornado ran through here rather than hopping over us, but that’s what makes tornadoes so much more dangerous than other types of storms/disasters – they follow no logic whatsoever.

Here in PA it’s customary to make loaves and loaves of French Toast every time there’s a snowstorm :wink: .