Easy.
I suppose that would pay for a divorce lawyer and a lot of freakin booze, wouldn’t it? (insert wan smiley here)
Sheesh, Cap’n! You’re never going to seduce MissCreant with financial management skills like that! Coach class, 14-day advance fare, Saturday stayover = (ready for this affordable price?) $206 on an American Air MD-80. Check orbitz.com. That frees up another $800 for seduction stuff.
And Olentzero: What if I told you that you could whisk the Mrs. away for a short but romantic getaway of a long weekend in Paris for the weekend for about six hunnert and fitty bucks each? They’ve changed all the hotels since I last used these guys, but when I did it even the economy hotels were pretty good and well-located.
I tell y’all, you can see the world for pretty cheap if you’re willing to shop around and make some compromises.
manny, the last time I had sixhunnertnfiddybux in my checking account, it went to bring my student loans up to date. Hell, Mrs. O don’t even make that much most of the time, far as I know. We’uns is poor and lousy financial planners.
I would buy a better ass. Then some leather pants to put on it. With the money left over, I would put a downpayment on some boobs that are a little…um…farther from the floor.
I am not aging AT ALL gracefully.
Ahh… The thought of $10,000…
- $4000 - Student Loan B*tches
- $4500 - for that zippy little car I saw the other day…
- $1500 - To blow on albums, a new stereo, and a better computer
Now, if I decide to tell the Student Loan B*tches to piss off, that leaves $4000 for me to spend to go to Paris to see my old roomie get married next summer, and be able to buy lots of cool stuff while I’m there. Otherwise, I’m stuck in the States… 
And if I decide to remain carless, I can pay off my rent for the rest of my lease, and live it up on my paychecks. That would be awesome! No rent for the rest of the year? I think so!
Hmmm…
5000 towards my credit card debts.
5000 me at the State St Marshall Fields in Chicago. Wouldn’t buy much there but just to know I could afford the shoes I saw there. 
With the spare change I have left over, I would buy my brother some Gax-X, or something like that. Jeez! I never remembered him being this bad! (And yes, that would be for me, because I have to live with the stinky bastard!)
I would buy myself a European Vacation (can I take my husband???)
Zette
I’d have to spend some of that on my kids birthday parties. I’d buy both kids one of those motor cars for kids (don’t know what they’re called but they cost about $300-$400) and buy them tons of clothes and toys for their birthdays. I’d also buy both of them new beds and a couple of nice toy chests. I’d also spend some on DVDs since we just bought a DVD player a couple of weeks ago and only have 5 movies! A majority of it would be for my SO and I to take a trip to New York City! That’s the one city that neither one of us has been to but it’s on our “To Do Before We Die” list! Just think of what kind of a Doperfest we could have… dinner and drinks are on me!!!
[sub]I really want a boob job but 10 years from now when I’d have to go back in and have them worked on I wouldn’t be able to afford it.[/sub]
Lets see…
$2650 to my real estate company so I don’t get evicted.
$1500 to the City of Chicago so they don’t seize my car and sell it at auction.
$250 to the state of IL so I dont get my license suspended.
Then I’d pay off my overdue insurance, electric, gas, and phone bills.
I’d use the balance to get an apartment that would allow my shildren to have their own bedroom instead of sleeping on a sofabed.
Not flashy, rooty, or tooty, but it will allow me to survive.
- airfare to Amsterdam
- new boots for Coldfire
- 500 shares of Krispy Kreme stock
- 500 Krispy Kreme hot donuts
- $1000 straight up on number 29 at The Mirage
alternate plan:
- 10,000 Lotto tickets for Saturday drawing ($125 million)
That seventeen piece Pearl drumkit with the Zildjan cymballs and a fistfull of 5A sticks.
And then…I begin to rock…
Awwwww yeahhhhh!
Montfort and I need a new big bed,
the one he has is to small,
and it’s also not so good for my back.
Then, oboy, don’t know where to start
with everything that we would need there.
A new sofa,
the one there is falling apart now,
if your lying in it your ending up on the floor.
Kitchen stuff.
Then some DVD-movies, of course.
A dog, a poodle,
since my dear dog, Zack,
resently died, I would love to have a new one.
And whatever would be left after that,
Montfort could use on depts.
Hmmm… $10k would be a good start for the home studio this musician’s always wanted. Hopefully there’ll be $1k left over to buy a Chapman Stick, the instrument I’ve always wanted to learn.
Pay off my student loan…hmmmm that would leave me appx $9500.00…what could I do with that…well I would buy some new clothes and then I would buy airline tickets…where too, nevermind 
Keith
Damn, I haven’t even thought about the 2K in loans and 17K in student loans I have defaulted on…It’s been so long since the thought of paying them off was more than a pipe dream I just kind of forget about them.
Thanks a lot, now I’m really depressed…
::wanders off cursing his clients who pay more for the appliances in their kitchens than he has debts::
I would buy myself a pair of hiking boots, a good HOODED coat, and a one way ticket to the UK (and leave 1000 to get back home) and then once I hit UK soil, I would start walking, and keep walking till my money ran out and then head home. I figure I could survive about two months (at least) wandering around like that.
Seawitch—Now you have me singing “Tits and Ass” from “Chorus Line.”
Hmmm . . . Busily writing down everyone’s addresses so’s I can get your $10,000 off to you . . . As for me? I will take my own ten grand and get:
• Some discreet lipo and a new Kay Kendall-ish nose
• Area rugs for the bedroom and living room (actually, I’m getting those anyway)
• New sofa and chair
• The “Collected Variety Obituary” set, 1908–90 (about $1,000)
• Whatever’s left over goes to clothes, shoes & handbags
Manny wrote:
Point taken, and if I were spending my own money I’d have done this already, and even now be using the foreplay technique of my people (“Please? Pretty please? I’ll buy you a steak and some pearls. Please?” :p). But since the lovely, talented, and generous Eve is bankrolling me, I wanna fly first class. Though with luck it will only be one-way …
Maybe I’d also spend a few bucks on getting myself a new sig. I’m getting tired of “Who watches the watchers?”
Since I have to spend it all on me, I’m going for the super shallow vanity post.
Hair Removal: I wanna be sleek and smooth all over without ever having to pick up a razor or wax again.
Teeth Whitening: Good bye nicotine and caffeine yellow! Hello pearly white!
Personal Trainer: I’d like to get back in shape, lose a few and tone up. If this proves futile, I’ll get a small amount of…
Liposuction: To reduce those damn hips and thighs!