He is everywhere, in the heavens and earth,
He makes the stars shine yet He cannot be seen.
He is noble, abundant, and fills the universe.
He can lift you into the sky and bring you gently down.
He can take many forms.
He can help heal, He can help kill.
He can help create, and He can help destroy.
Praise be unto He,
Helium
-from an old Facebook post that I finally saw today for the first time
Stolen for my facebook page. Most excellent find, Troutman!!
Awesome!
How does He help healing? Chemically, that is.
And so thoroughly stolen too.
And, really, how many forms does He take? I mean, I understand it’s just barely possible, with a huge amount of work, to create some kind of He compounds with halogens (possibly very short lived?), and again with huge amounts of work to get it close to 0 K you can make a couple exotic forms, but really, it’s pretty much He (gas) or He (liquid).
groan
Blasphemer! Repent your evil ways and bow down before Hydrogen, the One True Element!
There are a variety of medical uses.
Sing it, Troutman! He will fill your voice with that unique timbre so people will know He is in you!
I’m going to start a counter-cult, a schism, worshipping Xe. It, too, is Noble, but is 27 times as heavy.
It heals – it’s a general anaesthetic and a neuroprotectant.
It gives light, in the form of the Xe flashlamp invented by “Doc” Edgerton and in various excimer lasers.
HE is dead! Long live Xe!
Great a sciencetologist! :rolleyes:
CMC fnord!
I thought this was a Trump thread.
Hey, at least I’m praising Xe, not Xenu
“And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made”
We are the Knights who worship Ne!!
What, we should all start using H just because you say so?
And if you pronounce the “X” gutterally it will sound like “He vs She”.
Fun OP, but a bit light weight.
Ignorance fought!
