In which I pit BanYa

The BBQ Pit
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Now, most of you don’t know who BanYa is. I don’t either. But you see, herein lies the problem. If I did, I could identify the enemy and stop his/her/its attack on my brain.

I recieved a care package including a burned CD full of dance/techno type songs from my brother, PFC RDMang. The lead track is Beethoven’s Virus(Beethoven’s Sonata for Piano No.8 ‘Pathetique’, III), by this remixer named BanYa. This 1:40 version of Beethoven’s masterpiece is just ass-kicking. Aparently, it was made for an arcade videogame, ala Dance Dance Revolution, and is THE hardest song to play on. It doesn’t change the fact that the song is not A shit. No, it is THE shit, with a capatal S.

But…it won’t leave my skull. It’s in there, nesting, making me want to become a video-game raver/dancer/junkie. I bet this is the same guy who’s been portscanning me. He’s been trying to plant this song on my laptop, to drive The Mang to insanity! Curses, BanYa!

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It’s the best, Jerry! The best!

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For some reason, classical music is most often re-mixed for techno stuff. Usually it’s Pachebel’s Canon in D though. (sp?)

I’ve been known to enjoy a bit of techno myself… here’s a link to it for anyone else who does too! :stuck_out_tongue:

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You need to listen to Ride of the Walkyries and walk around with a cigar in your mouth, ruminating how you love the smell of napalm in the morning.

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Damn, you beat me to it, Happy. I also thought he was pitting Kenneth Banya.

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You might as well give in and play the game. Then you can try to beat my cousin, who is the 3rd best player in Washington state. I didn’t know they had a competition, but apparently they do. He must be frighteningly good.