In which I pit the governor of Maryland

As you’ve just demonstrated, we change the meaning of words all the time.

Therefore, it seems the easiest way to solve both the issues of gays not “corrupting” marriage for straight people ( :rolleyes: ), and gay people being allowed to enjoy the same rights as straight people, would be for the government to stop calling it marriage entirely, and to call ALL such unions civil unions.

Of course, I’m sure The Ignorant Masses would have plenty to say were that proposed, as well. Some people just aren’t happy if they can’t micromanage everyone’s life according to their particular morals, standards, or values.

As you’ve just demonstrated, we change the meaning of words all the time.

Therefore, it seems the easiest way to solve both the issues of gays not “corrupting” marriage for straight people ( :rolleyes: ), and gay people being allowed to enjoy the same rights as straight people, would be for the government to stop calling it marriage entirely, and to call ALL such unions civil unions.

Of course, I’m sure The Ignorant Masses would have plenty to say were that proposed, as well. Some people just aren’t happy if they can’t micromanage everyone’s life according to their particular morals, standards, or values.

Sometimes even quadruple. Just because it’s the smallest state in the union doesn’t mean I didn’t have a big apartment!