No, the “Summon Monster” spell is what you cast to get Mr. Happy to perform after drinking so much wine.
But that’s probably only a Summon Monster I or II; III, tops.
Lawyers would be a Summon Monster V or VI, depending on their hourly billing rate.
Well, I got out of having to work today, so just popped in to say g’day this afternoon. There were some other people around, so I think neither of us were as candid as I’d maybe have liked. He said he couldn’t come down to the pub this evening, but is coming down to have brekky at the cafe tomorrow. Awkward? Yep. I was blushing, I’m pretty sure.
I’m still shy. He’s still beautiful.
So just how “regional” is “regional”? Are we talking small town?
Aren’t you paying attention? They’re Aussies! They perform *better * drunk!
Only “Golden Sheaf Hotel” I’m familiar with is in a rather large town. Starts with ‘S’… 
Don’t those summon an extra monster for every three levels of the caster, though? :eek:
good point - based on the evidence in the OP, what level would we estimate araminty and his root rat at?
HER, dammit! Why does everyone around here assume I’m a gay male?
And, BTW, names have been changed to protect the innocent.
I’m waiting for someone in Australia to post a “I Slept with My Supervisor” thread. Wouldn’t that be quite a coincidence?
20 years ago I slept with someone who worked for me and we are still together, so you never can tell.
More like a Summons (and Complaint) Monster.
(lame lawyer joke, that)
And is he still under you?