So guess what?
I bought myself a lottery ticket for the big Lotto 649 jackpot a couple of days back (20 million dollars!)
I checked the numbers and…
I won absolutely nothing. :smack: :rolleyes: 
So, what should I do now with my non-existant winnings?
A world tour. You should make a list of all Doper Locations and visit every last one of us!
See you in Israel when you come this way 
You could make a very small paper airplane.
Buy a couple of henways. Make sure you get the kind without any updock.
My brother right now is scrupulously saving any lottery tickets he has.
He won quite a bit of money in Las Vegas earlier in the year, and any money he loses in the lottery counts against those winnings when the taxman cometh.
Chump! If I’m not going to win the lottery, the lottery I’m not going to win will be that huge Powerball (or is it MegaMillions) $340 million jackpot. Losing $20 million is losing nothing compared to that.
Re-invest and don’t buy 20 million more lottery tickets attempting to cash in.
Exactly! If you’re not gonna win the lottery you might as well not win a big lottery. That’s why I’m buying my two tickets, like I always do when the Powerball gets above $100 million or the Roadrunner Cash above $100 thousand.
Build yourself a mountain fortress complete with automated fifty calliber machine guns, 75 inch cannons and an atomic power plant. That way you and a colony of the best and brightest will be safe when the revolution comes.
And make sure it has a well-equipped genetic engineering lab. And an initation center. Ooo, and a rear entrance that backs up to a vale, too.
What’s a henway?
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You could always split the winnings with a friend.
Ooh, excellent–I second this idea!
Daniel
Screw that. I want to know what’s updock?
Oh, about a three pounds.
<buh dum cshh!>
Ha!
Oh…wait…DAMNIT!
If I was going to build a mountain fortress, I’d be leading the revolution!
Uh-oh.
You always have the Leafs and Eric Lindros!
I have a lottery ticket for the $340 million Powerball tomorrow night. I’d take the cash option, which after a 25% federal and 6% or so state deduction off the cash option would net me a cool $115 million free and clear.
What would I do with $115 million? Get two accountants, two lawyers, and a Bugatti Veyron, but I’d buy the car before I got the money men so they couldn’t talk me out of it.
After that, who knows? I do know that I wouldn’t quit the military. They’d have to throw me out.
I bought a lottery ticket in the Australian Powerball lottery to give to my husband for our anniversary tonight. We don’t have to win or anything - I’d be happy with a hundred thou’.