Happy Birthday!!!
60 is the new 59.
Baker is one of the dearest friends I’ve never met. I love you, my unseen, supportive, caring, generous friend!
Happy birthday all around! Well, hell, let’s make it margaritas all around!!
I’ve been married waaaay long enough to know when to say “Huh? Whadda you say?” 
Sniff
Margaritas are one of my favorites. Just now I’m drinking champagne while I herd cats in the DeathPool thread. It’s good too, Martini and Rossi Asti sparkling wine.
Happy [belated] birthday, ladies!
Apparently my uncle Dan is 3 days younger than you 
Happy belated birthday wishes to two of the nicest ladies we have here.
Hope you enjoyed your big day and each had 60 glasses of champagne.
Yeah, nice, happy birthdays, but how did your parents tell you apart as babies, har har.
Being in different states helped!