I have a flex-fuel clothes drier. It runs on biofuel (me totting laundry outside) and solar (a clothes line).
I also think that allergies are the result of a plant’s unrequited love.
Do you have unique ways of looking at everyday things? 
Perhaps inspired by the Japanese folk belief that household objects become alive after 100 years, I playfully think my college’s main building, Gasson Hall, has varying temperaments.
This much I know: Fruit Loops is NOT food!
Well, I refer to my previous job as a traveling sales/support tech for a boiler water treatment company as my time has having been a traveling water thief.