Inappropriate ice-cream truck songs....

“One Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall”.
The theme song to Batman
“Mother’s Lament” by Eric Clapton
Any fusion jazz by the Sun-Ra Arkestra
“Space Oddity” by David Bowie
“Debaser” by the Pixies
“Take The Skinheads Bowling” by Camper Van Beethoven
“Rock Me Amadeus” by Falco (German Lyrics Only)
“Bicycle” by Pink Floyd

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‘Cross-eyed Mary’ by Jethro Tull

Why not ‘Aqualung’ while we’re at it?

'Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard

“Telephone Line” by ELO

“Dead Puppies”

“Purple Haze” (Of course) :smiley:

“Comfortably Numb” by Pink Floyd

“Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen

“Bad Girls” by Donna Summer

Starland Vocal Band - Afternoon Delight

NAF1138 That’s the men in black checking out the neighborhood.

I swear, when I was a kid we had an ice cream truck come by every day playing…

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIII…MISSUS, MISSUS JOOooooooonnnnnnnnnnnes…We got a THANG going OOOOOOoooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnn…

“Refrigerator Heaven” - Alice Cooper.

So What by Metallica (I think it’s a cover version but… so what).

Your ice cream trucks must be different to our local one, which only plays a chime version of Greensleeves.

“Bales of Cocaine” by Reverend Horton Heat would probably be an inappropriate choice.

“Let’s get Drunk and Screw” by Jimmy Buffet

“Bitchin’ Camaro” ,“Nutrition”, and " Taking Retards to the Zoo" by The Dead Milkmen
“Institutionalized” By Suicidal Tendencies

“OH YEAH” by Yello.

bomp bomp…chicka chicka…
:smiley:

“Sex and Candy” - Marcy Playground :eek: :smiley:

Are these tunes to be tinkled out or played off a CD?

The ice cream van in my girlfriend’s housing estate plays (what I think is) Little Dixie? The same tune the Duke boys had the General Lee play as a horn. I can imagine parts of the world it might be less popular in.

“Careful With That Ax Eugene”

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“Several species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave Grooving to a Pict” by Pink Floyd
And I second “They’re coming to Take Me Away” (Ha Ha) :smiley:

Dixie Chicken - Little Feat

Darth Vader’s Entrance theme from Episode 4.

:cool:

Turning Japanese by the Vapors, but it would have to be played on a traditional ice cream van hurdy gurdy mechanism.

Deutschland Uber Alles, played on the Ice Cream Truck jingle-jingle chimes.

No Anchovies, Please - J. Geils Band

This one is inappropriate on so many levels, and it’s not even dirty.