Yeah, but the Rolf Harris cover.
Or anything by Gary Glitter.
My wife just pointed out that’s it’s a doubly-odd choice, seeing as that’s almost a martial rallying-song:
… in Dixieland I’ll make my stand
To live and die in Dixie …
Fat Bottomed Girls
We Are the World
The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun
With MORE COWBELL, of course! 
“Another One Bites The Dust”
“Billy Don’t Be A Hero”
“Horse With No Name”
How about a Weird Al setup?
Eat It
Nature Trail to Hell
I Love Rocky Road
My Bologna
“Streams of Whiskey” by the Pogues.
I might actually buy from a truck that played that, just out of curiosity.
“Comanche” by The Revels, AKA Music to Sodomize Marsellus Wallace By, played on the chimes of course.
For something with vocals, “Jungle Boogie” by Kool & The Gang.
In fact, the whole Pulp Fiction soundtrack would be pretty good.
Ooh, and Tripler’s thread right above this one (“DELIVERANCE! I’m outbound in two days!”) prompts me to add, “Dueling Banjos” from Deliverance.
The ice cream truck tooling down the back alleys of my mind is playing:
Aptly: Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow Frank Zappa
Infuriatingly: The Flight of the Bumblebees Rimsky-Korsakov
Jah Rastafar-I-ce Creamly: Crazy Baldheads Bob Marley
Plusly: Ice Cream Man original version by John Brim, 1953.
Why, yes, kiddies, of course we accept your parent’s credit cards, but only if you treat the entire neighborhood. Yayyyyyyy!!!
I was thinking some long, pretentious, classic art/rock song like Awaken by Yes, or Nights In White Satin.
“Sugar Walls” by Sheena Easton
“We Don’t Have to Take Our Clothes Off”
“Crash” by Dave Matthews
“Strip” by AdamAnt
All of the album “OK Computer”
“Karn Evil 9” by Emerson, Lake and Palmer
“Litanies of Satan” and “Wild Women with Steak Knives” by Diamanda Galas
“Aloha Gamera” by Henry Kaiser
The whole Commercial Album by the Residents
Charles Manson’s unreleased album
“Me So Horny”
Anything by the Swans or Black Flag
“Baby Got Back”
“Don’t Touch Me There” by the Tubes
Forgot:
“Straight Outta Compton” by NWA (“Here come a crazy muthafucka name 'a Ice Cube…”)
“Funky Cold Medina” and “Wild Thing” by Tone Loc
“Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now” by the Smiths
“Blue Monday” by New Order
“Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?” by Culture Club
“I Wanna Be Sedated” by the Ramones
“Push it” by Salt ‘n’ Peppa
“DOA” by Bloodrock, or maybe just the continuous sound of a heart beating
“Little Red Corvette” by Prince
“Monster” by Fred Schneider and the Shake Society (“There’s a monster in my pants, and he does a nasty dance…”)
The ice cream truck that rolls around our neighborhood always plays the same Kenny G crap. The same song. Every time. Thousands of times a day. It’s a wonder we haven’t all gone completely bonkers.
“Fuck The World” or “I Stab People” by ICP–who am I kidding? ANY ICP song will do! Who’s goin’ chicken huntin’?
“Dopefiend Boogie” and “Let’s Get Fucked Up” by the Cramps
“Wiggle Stick” by Reverend Horton Heat–which would be a great name for an ice cream novelty treat…
“Devil Went To Jamaica” by David Allan Coe
“Shut The Fuck Up” by Cake
“The Lapdance Is Always Better When The Stripper Is Crying” by Bloodhound Gang
“Voodoo” by Godsmack
Pretty much anything by Lords of Acid, but especially “The Crab Louse” or maybe “Boom, I Fucked Your Boyfriend”
“Closer” by Nine Inch Nails
“Tear You Apart” by She Wants Revenge
“Tequila” by Sublime “What is this shit on my face? My god, what is that awful smell?”
“She Fucking Hates Me” by Puddle of Mudd
Did I ever mention how much I hate the effin’ ice cream truck and the deedle deedle noise it makes? Damn thing sounds like the biggest, loudest cell phone in the world playing the worst polyphonic MIDI ring tone possible…
Kinko the Kid Loving Clown
Just for posterity, this is a cover of a song done by the Anti Nowhere League circa 1982.
I believe we have a winner!
When my husband and I were renovating a house in an area that was half ghetto, half wealthy gay couples there was an old UPS type truck spray painted camo–you know, green, taupe, and black spots–that went around some afternoons. It had ice-cream lables taped unevenly to the side and was driven by a very large, intimidating, scowling black man. It played the confedrate anthem. I assume there was a cooler with a couple of popsicles in the back. Strangest thing.
Ca plane pour moi by Plastic Bertrand or** Aqualung ** by Jethro Tull.
Stacy’s Mom
The Baby Elephant Walk