I forgot “Stigmata” by Ministry.
A long time ago, I wanted to start an urban legend about a recent immigrant to the US who buys an ice cream truck. The route goes through a largely black neighborhood. As he drives along his route, his truck gets pelted with trash, angry crowds start to follow, and eventually they overturn it; police arrive on the scene just in time to save the immigrant’s life.
The song he chooses to play, not knowing the meaning of it, is Dixie.
A few more songs:
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
La Cucaracha
Freebird
The most inapropriate song ever (for anything (that isn’t an evil army of doom), not just ice cream trucks):
Hail and Kill by Manowar. I mean, does get any worse than this?
I submit that it does not (unless you’re an evil army of doom).
Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald - ice cream truck version
Stairway to Heaven - ice cream truck version
Deutschland Uber Alles - ice cream truck version
Subdivisions - ice cream truck version
Baby Got Back - ice cream truck version
Are you familiar with Cattle Decapitation’s “Bukkake Tsunami”?
Don’t Fear the Reaper - ice cream truck version
Smoke on the Water - ice cream truck version
The Internationale - ice cream truck version
From the film, **The Theme from Halloween ** - John Carpenter
or
From the Disney attraction, it’s a small world - Sherman Brothers
elmwood,
how are you doing that?
I kind of like the Deutschland Uber Alles.
Elmwood, I’d love to listen to those, but they don’t want to play in Firefox and I ain’t clicking anything with all the crap that just popped up and flashed at me in IE.
Hurt (I can’t decide if the Nine Inch Nails or Johnny Cash version would be less appropriate)
Speaking of Johnny Cash, a lot of his stuff would fit:
Cocaine Blues
25 Minutes to Go
The Long Black Veil
etc…
“Kim” by Eminem.