I like this part:
“How can you say it’s common when, just a couple of weeks ago, one train had only a few people on its roof?”
Reminds me of the uproar in Egypt after the Mummy 2 made a joke about Egyptian bathrooms. One prominent intellectual finally stood up and said, “It’s true - our bathrooms *are *filthy, and we should clean them.” I wonder what happened to him.
Nope, not happening here, and we don’t want it to start. Doh!
Demoted from prominent intellectual to janitor? 
Crowd surfing the bike across the top of them. Then it could morph into a dance number.
-Joe
Wasn’t the Daniel Craig era supposed to be semi-realistic James Bond? Motorcycles on trains is something Roger Moore would do.
This is a guy who goes undercover in the bad guy’s lair by introducing himself using his real name. He may as well be using his MI6 ID as a second form of photo ID. 
Someone should tell Bollywood people don’t ride on train roofs in India.
He has a license to do that. That’s the whole point of being 007.
M: 007, I’m also giving you a license to ride on the top of trains in India. Don’t make me regret it.
Problem solved!
-Joe
Hey, I was going to link to that! Riding on train roofs is shown all the time in Bollywood movies–maybe they don’t want international exposure?
I’m just glad there’s going to be another Bond movie. I thought the series died.
Nah, just got outsourced to India.
Man, I don’t even want to think about that…gotta be a joke in there though…
“The role of James Bond is now being played by Otm Shank.”