So, here’s a hypothetical scenario. That’s right; Skald-style.
So, in the Caribbean is a tropical, jungle-filled island. On the center of said island is an ancient temple, built by some long-forgotten native culture and guarded by evil priests, undead conquistadors, and devious traps. Within this temple lies the Gem of Eternity–a magical stone which shall give its owner eternal life.
Captain Jack Sparrow, having heard the legend of said artifact in a bar one night, schemes and plots for his crew to mutiny and maroon him on said island, so that he may go after the artifact without interruption. Of course, Barbossa manages to figure out Jack’s plan and follows close on his heels, accompanied by a number of lackeys.
Meanwhile, the Nazis find out about this artifact and decide to go after it as well. The American government decides to send renown archaeologist Indiana Jones to recover the artifact before the Germans get their hands on it. Unfortunately, since both Harrison Ford and Johnny Depp were hired, the cast budget is already empty, and Indiana does not get his customary female assistant.
So, who gets to the Gem of Eternity first? Jones or Sparrow? And, in the inevitable struggle that follows, who manages to go home with the prize?