Addressing pets’ contributions to indoor humidity:
The mention of a cat “going about its business” raises another issue: humans pee into a toilet which may or may not contribute much to indoor humidity depending on whether the lid is kept down and how much water vapor escapes even if it isn’t, dogs (preferably) pee outdoors, but domestic cats (usually) pee into litter boxes which are open to the air. Thus, it would seem that a cat’s urinary output would almost entirely end up as indoor water vapor (to say nothing or more odoriferous vapors outside the scope of the column).
Clearly, you’ve not met my cat. Nevertheless, it’s pretty well absorbed and buried. Well, at least what comes out the back.
Another micturitional consideration is how often you flush. Flushing the toilet sends a lot of water into the air. Not flushing increases the volume (and exposed surface area) in the bowl a bit, but the excess drains off pretty quickly.
Also, women probably humidify less than (most) men for obvious reasons.
And they’re very good at extracting water from soil and transpiring it into the air.
Not if you include the water you add to their pot. Almost all that water gets into the air, either through the plant, or just coming out of the soil. Presumably, without the plant there, you wouldn’t continue to just pour the water on the counter.