I was thinking it would be a great title for an Edward Gorey bit.
these puns are just divan
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Depends on how they’re couched.
I am pleased to report some progress. Sofa has been pushed to the back and desks moved in front of it. Tentative victory declared!
Keep an eye on it. It may move back. If it sprouts tentacles, or hundreds of little legs, though, you’ll need help.