What kind of people hump furniture? Plumbers? Accountants? Registered Nurses? Interns? Do you think they dim the lights, put on some Barry White, maybe burn some incense and have a glass of wine on the table nearby? Or maybe just drag the Lay-Z-Boy into the closet for a quickie.
I myself, having never conciously humped furniture, wonder about this. What kind of parts do they go after? Do guys go for the gap between cousions maybe, sort of like a pseudo-vagina? What about women? Do they straddle an arm handle?
On a website which featured bizarre and gross videos, I happened to see a hidden/security camera footage of a woman opening a door, grabbing the top of the door and sort of hanging there, then humping the side of the door for all she was worth. This made me somewhat curious as to what other kinds of furniture women were defacing.