We used to joke about this Geography teacher “sexually harassing” the classroom tables. When he was facing the class, he used to stand right up against the front row of tables and bump them, um, rhythmically. :dubious:
Funniest thread ever.
Okay make that funniest thread I’ve ever read.
I used to hump stuffed animals when I was a kid, but it’s never occurred to me to hump anything since I first discovered masturbation.
Is this a real thing or a joke?
Sometimes when the sofa thing gets too vanilla, I like to do the “end” table.
A pillow, much like a throw rug, is an accessory. A detachable showerhead isn’t even that much.
[sub]Dear Og in heaven I do not need all these mental images![/sub]
This explains why my parents never let me watch Bedknobs and Broomsticks.
Bummer.
Anything at all? 
Nobody? Come on, there’s guys that are into pegging, people who admit they’ve stuck their tongues up dogs’ asses, but nobody has humped furniture?
My younger brother used to hump the arm rest on this one particular couch we had. It was always that one arm rest too. He started doing it when he was pretty young and continued it for quite a while. Occasionally my mom would wander into the room and yell “Get off the couch!”
Better than the gap between cousins, I guess! 
Max.
I refer you to The Human Chair, by Edogawa Rampo.
When I was very young, I discovered that doing pull-ups on a pole made it rub against my privates in a rather pleasant way. The afternoon I discovered this, the teacher let us out onto the playground to play, and rather than play tetherball with everyone else I ran to the jungle gym and started doing pull ups…only to hear a girl yell “He’s f*cking the pole!” Thus ended my career of inanimate-object humping.
In the OP, a “hidden security camera” is mentioned. Are we sure this is a hidden camera, and not just a low-quality porn video? People in porn videos do all manner of odd things that are hard to explain. Err, not that I’d know anything about that.
When I saw this thread title, it immediately reminded me of a picture I saw a couple of years ago in another forum I visit from time to time.
http://www.legionoflions.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=292&stc=1
Disturbing, but certainly apropos.
Jammer
Also ‘making the bed’
This might shed some light on the topic.
Probably SFW, but I make no guarantees.
I had a drafting teacher whose boobs were at exactly the right hight for making contact with my elbow.
I’m sure the Sally Sokalowski was very confused.
“What are you doing in there, Wilbur?”
“Pol-pol-pol-polishing the fur-fur-furniture, Mother.” :eek:
Do people really hump furniture?
I guess I must have led a much more sheltered life than I realised 