Inhaling floating spiders?

In Doug’s column, he mentions an “aerial plankton” of spiders flying about. Do we inhale these guys? Is Doug wrong in this column,and do these people not know the half of it?

I’m sure some get inhaled occasionally, no harm done.

But not all small spiders can travel by flying web. I’ll bet that almost all the spiders in high-rise buildings were carried up there in people’s groceries, bunches of flowers, and suchlike. Those that made their way out the windows and set up shop would survive on the bugs that surround all buildings, attracted by the lights.

♫There was an old lady who swallowed a spider
that wriggled and wriggled and tickled insider

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don’t know why she swallowed the fly…
I guess she’ll die.♫

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And I’m guessing that the density of such creepy-crawlie current coasters is low enough that they have a negligible nutritional contribution.