My apologies if this has been posted before, but it cracked me up. And is so true. Esp. “rural.”
You have parts I and II reversed. But that’s ok. Very funny!
I would replace “ointment” with “salve”.
(from Kids in the Hall)
some dirty words:
“Areas”. Look at me, I"m touching my… Area.
“Urges” I’m getting Urges in my Areas.
Oops. Sorry. I’ve fixed.
I had a pair of chinchillas in college, and I wanted to name the Moist and Rupture… as there are really no positive ways to use either of these words. Especially rupture… go ahead, try. Try to use rupture in a positive way.
I’ve been tormenting my baby sister by slipping in the word “pulp” at every opportunity for over fifteen years now.
Cuz no guy wants to touch anything ending in “-ampon.”
My webfilter blocked the links:
Oh, twickster.
I’m a guy and crampon is one of my favorite words. I find it very funny for some reason - I guess because it’s old-timey and sounds like it’s supposed to be insulting. When I get the chance to use it (rare) I enjoy telling people what a crampon is.
I REALLY hate the word “artisanal.” That word just has some undefinable ICK factor to me!
(And no, it truly has nothing to do with the fact that you can break it up into “art is anal.” :D)
Thanks! Now I need brain bleach!
Moist.
Ew, ew 1000*EW!!
Even better, it begins with “cramp!”
Tween.
Purile.
Intrauterine (and does it belong in a song?).
Smegma.
With the exception of moist, none of the words in the links register on my ICK meter.
Panties, on the other hand… <shudder> I can hardly type it I hate it so.
I like “unguent,” but only when it’s pronounced like that guy in Fargo says it.
Personally, I enjoy being able to say rural. There are two ways you can say it, and one way that you can’t. And people inevitably pick the last one. You can say ru-ral or rur-al, but most people try to say rur-ral and sound like an idiot trying to articulate 3 Rs in a row.
Only about Miami 