The author didn’t really Photoshop Roger Ebert’s lower jaw onto Billy Idol’s face, did he? Someone tell me I’m wrong. I pride myself on having really low standards etc., but I found that image (along with his comments) beyond the pale, and just downright mean.
Condiments.
Putty.
Panties. (please say underwear instead)
I need to take a shower, I hate these words so much.
The only word in the english language I find objectional is humour
Moist Panties with a Crampon.
Labia. It sounds like a moist, hardworking, rubber-producing country.
Boobs or worse Boobies,for some reason tits and titties doesn’t get to me.
You’re safe reading Cracked, then, where you’ll find only the ham-handed, C-grade variety.