Pentagon Federal Credit Union At TSA Headquarters Robbed
No word on whether the robbers were required to remove their shoes on entry or were drinking from a container holding more than three ounces.
Great, now the TSA will be setting up at all the banks.
I presume that’s what the perps used to commit the robbery in the first place:
“OK, give us the money and nobody gets hurt!”
“:eek: Oh shit! Shitshitshit–that thing’s at least 12 ounces–maybe 16! OK, look, guys, just take the money, OK? Just take the money, please, we don’t want any trouble!”
“Watch out! He’s got a nail clipper!!! Repeat: SUBJECT HAS A NAIL CLIPPER!!! All units–FALL BACK!!!”
The money should have been placed in a clear, one quart ziploc bag.
Fingerprints were lifted from a confiscated cigarette lighter.
Suspects are armed with scissors with blades over 3" long.
Anyone with knowledge of these suspect please come to tsa headquarters after removing all metal objects and placing your shoes in the bin.
Is it just me or was i the only one shocked that there were no people waiting in line?
It was a perfect crime - right up to the point when the robbers tried to leave the scene and got delayed for five hours.