Inspection Stickers and Underwear. Not a good combination.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

To whoever decided to put the tiny “INSPECTED BY 12” stickers inside my new drawers, fuck you!

I will withdraw my contempt for you under one of the following conditions:
[ul]
[li]You make the stickers easier to see, perhaps a flourescent color of some sort, and larger than a mini M&M.[/li][li]You stop using adhesive, or…[/li][li]…at least stop using adhesive that sticks to sensitive skin and hair.[/li][li]You put them on the OUTSIDE of the underwear, far from the aforementioned sensitive skin and hair.[/li][/ul]

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

2

Yeah, that Number 12 is a real bitch.

I hear she’s got it out for you.

3

I get it. Your wife found the sticker stuck to your ass last night and now she wants to know what you and these 12 people have been doing all day.

I’d be upset too.

4

I’m ready to pit you for making me wonder which sensitive hairy part you’re talking about. :smiley:

I don’t know who this number 12 bitch is, but I was fortunate enough to buy a pack of underwear when she was apparently on vacation. I gotta tell ya, that inspector 9 can snuggle up to my swimsuit area anytime!

5

But at least they remembered to give him a valid inspection sticker! Thank you, ISO 9000!

6

But then a valid inspection whould be just what she was worried about :D.

7

Google ads…Make Your Own Bumper Stickers.

Yes. Quite.

8

Off to MPSIMS.

9

Now the ad is for “Curly Hair Shampoo”. I didn’t even know they had pubepoo.

10

<snerk> Hair Stick <snerk> There’s an ad for <snerk> Hair Stick <snerk>

11

Man, am I not good enough for even Inspector 12? My most recent purchase of underoos was tagless…

12

They do, but that’s something too distasteful to discuss…

Shampube, on the other hand…

13

Hee! I wanna know what the sticker was stuck to!

14

Okay, they do make it and it is called “Muff So Soft” and it is carried at my local novelty item store. Everytime I see it on the shelf I laugh and laugh until I can’t breathe.

15

I prefer “Gee, Your Muff Smells Terrific” myself.

16

Good enough. Girls like a guy who can hold his breath for a long time :stuck_out_tongue: .

17

Hmmmn…

“Inspected by 12”

There’s either an SDMB nick or a bandname in that one…