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“Should I ask him what interesting species he comes from? Yes…no…yes…no…” maserschmidt hemmed and hawed.

“Should I ask him what interesting species he comes from?” twickster ingeminated.

“Can’t you tell what species I am under my suit of shiny armor?” NFM jousted.

“I going to put a red condiment on my hotdog.” ketchupped NFM.

Yes, its cheating, Sue me!! Go ahead I dare you. And yes I wasn’t next either. But apparently everybody was stumped by the K word, so I made one up. And I have an “L” word, too so there.

“NFM is losing it” laughed NG.

“Yup, sure is. Of course, we’ve seen evidence of this before. Well, hints, anyway. Do hints count as evidence? I’m not talking like in a court of law or anything. I’ve only been in a court on jury duty, of course, it’s not like I am a lawyer. Or that I play one on TV. Yanno what TV show I like? The Good Wife. Great freaking cast, good overall story arc, and the individual cases each week are good also. It’s been picked up for a whole season, yay. Glee has been also, which is another show I like…” maundered twickster.

“NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry,” numerated Ximinez, “are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn!”

“I think you are trying to confuse me” obfuscated NFM.

“Help! The thread is dying!” panicked fish42.

“Is there an echo in here?” quacked twicks.

“Echos aren’t all that they are quacked up to be” responded NFM.

“Bwahahaha. I got an easy one” spoke NG.

“This game is losing momentum, we should stop playing the it, righ…” terminated the Governator.

“Ya think? Nah, let me give it a boost,” upsy-daisied twickster.

“Can we use words that Douglas Adams made up?” vollued Zem floopily.

(See “Life the Universe and Everything,” Chapter 7)

“{sniff} Why use made-up words, when they are so many legitimate [sniff} words to use” weeped NFM.

“‘To weep’ is an irregular verg and should be treated as such!” 'xclaimed maserschmidt.

“When asked if I thought we should be able to use verbs that aren’t even defined yet on urbandictionary.com, I indeed replied in the affirmative”, Sternvogel yesed.

“Any Scooby-Doo fans here?” twickster zoinksed excitedly.

“But I don’t want to be a King” NFM abdicated.