Instead of ''Said''

“NFM is so brilliant at this game that he made *implicit *use of omitted,” maserschmidt pointed out.

“‘Never try to teach a pig to sing,’” quoted Ponder. You probably know the rest.

" … it wastes your time and annoys the pig," **recited **Jinn, in an inexplicable trance.

“The pig can damn well put up with it!” snarled Rala.

“You could talk nice to the pig for once, you swine,” maserschmidt** threw out**.

“Can’t we all just get along?” twicks unanimitized.

“That would be nice twicks” validated NG.

“I have worked my ass for this game, and what do I get? Criticisim for skipping a letter, compared to pigs and swine. I don’t deserve this abuse” wooed NFM.

“This game is starting to make me a little queasy,” maserschmidt yarked.

“If we keep this thread going, we can make the post count get larger” NFM** augmented**.

“Sure enough!” blinked Blinkie.

(Damn, you’ve been sitting there waiting for us to get back around to B, haven’t you? :p)

“Is everyone comfy? Shall I make some turkey sandwiches?” clucked twicks.

“I am going to avoid making turkey puns, cliches and other references” ducked NFM.

“I think I ate too much to talk turkey,” maserschmidt egested.

“I saw Maserschmidt eating the stuffing that twickster had put in a special Tupperware container just for herself,” Sternvogel finked.

“I lied” gobbled NFM.

“You’re such an ass,” maserschmidt hee-hawed.

“What makes you say that” interrogated Detective NFM.

“The animal puns are really funny,” twickster jollied along her fellow Io"S"ers.

“But tragically I’m running out of them,” **keened **maserschmidt.