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“To keep this thread from dying, I’m skipping Q” rescued NG.

“You people are just sucking up to the mods and administrators” schmoooozed NFM.

“Hey, twickster, Annie-Xmas was peeking at the presents you bought for your Doper friends,” Sternvogel tattled.

“This thread is busting at the seams” NFM unraveled.

“I really enjoy ogling George Clooney,” twicks **va-va-va-voomed. **

“It saddens me that Twix will never have the pleasure of George Clooneys company” whimpered NFM.

“NFM is just pulling your chain, Twix” yanked NG.

“I can’t get on the right path” Annie-Xmas zigzagged

“You’ll be fine”, cucuy absolved.

“May Og favor this thread and all those posting within it,” blessed 42fish.

“I think it is time for us to evaluate all of our options” considered NFM.

“I don’t think that is funny” deadpanned Annie.

“I’ll forgive you,” exonerated 42fish.

“Excuse me” farted NG.

“Well it certainly wasn’t me” gummed NFM.

“I’ve been reading the poem in which Allen Ginsberg describes seeing the best minds of his generation destroyed by madness,” Sternvogel howled.

“If you people let this thread die, you will have to answer to TWIX” intimidated NFM.

“You people are a bunch of slackers” goaded NG.

“I never saw the order to switch to reverse-alphabetical!” fretted maserschmidt.

“Ha ha maserschmidt, you’re not part of the in crowd” egged NG.