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“I like boobies” walla walla walla-ed NFM.

Hooray for Boobies!yowled maserschmidt.

“It’s the end of the two thousands” Annie zeroed

“Should old acquaintance be forgot,” **auld lang syned **42fish.

“Ring in the new year with champagne!”, bubbled cucuy.

"If you drank too much last night and thus awoke in bed with someone you’d never have slept with while sober, you have nobody but yourself to blame, " Sternvogel castigated.

“That never happened and you can’t prove it did” denied NG.

“I have pictures. Bidding starts at $100,” extorted 42fish.

“Extortion works best when you are subtle, EBAY is a little over the top” finessed NFM

“Uh … Ungg … Awnggh,” Sternvogel grunted.

“What happens if I don’t know the words?” hummed NFM.

“Learn the words,” Sternvogel implored.

“I HATE HATE HATE it when people get away with murder” Annie juiced

“Yeah, those murdering bastards get away with… murder!” cucuy killjoyed.

“I can’t hear you, I can’t hear you” La La La La La La La Laed NFM.

“Have you read Judith Martin’s latest book?” Missy mannered

“Some of these nonce verbs are really stretching the rules of the game, and the people coming up with them should be ashamed of themselves,” Sternvogel niggled.

“Uh oh, that will hit someones nerve” NFM oy veyed

“Uh oh, someone’s gonna not read the latest rules” Taomist predicted

“What percentage of the rules do we really have to follow?” Annie quotiented