Interesting dialogue with a patient today

Smoking vegetarians is not good for your health.

Even if they’re organic?

Me, too. I wonder if the length of one’s arms makes a difference, or what.

I have to confess, I just tried it too. (And I’m reading this because I’m sitting in for the receptionist while she’s at lunch.)

I can’t do it, but it made my co-workers glance at me with some concern.

I can do it easily. You all should seek medical attention and ask them why it hurts to try it.

A good idea, but I’d want QtM treating me given his experience with this ailment - and I’m not sure I want to commit the requisite felony (-ies) required to get me sent to choky.

Which is to say, I totally want to commit felonies, but I don’t think I’d be able to explain “prison gay” to my mother.

I did say “Then don’t do that!”
Then I paused. " I think that is SUPPOSED to hurt"

I have to confess, the only reason I haven’t tried that is that I have an IV hep lock in the bend of my right arm, and I’m afraid if I try that, I’ll infiltrate the IV hep lock before I can finish my course of IV antibiotics on Saturday. On Saturday evening, though, I’m totally going to try that!

Damn! I should have told him it wouldn’t hurt if he had his wedding ring up his nose! Why do I think of these things 4 years to late?!!!

So what do they use for bartering?

But they are SO much tastier than the plain, unsmoked ones. :smiley:

Ohhh I could guess!