Interesting dialogue with a patient today

Smoking vegetarians is not good for your health.

[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest]
Smoking vegetarians is not good for your health.
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Even if they’re organic?

[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright]
I can do it, but it isn’t my elbow that hits, it’s the meaty part of my forearm.
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Me, too. I wonder if the length of one’s arms makes a difference, or what.

[QUOTE=Bayard]
I just tried it. I physically cannot hit myself in the forehead with my elbow. So, the guy deserves a golf clap just for accomplishing this feat.
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I have to confess, I just tried it too. (And I’m reading this because I’m sitting in for the receptionist while she’s at lunch.)

I can’t do it, but it made my co-workers glance at me with some concern.

[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright]
I can do it, but it isn’t my elbow that hits, it’s the meaty part of my forearm.
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I can do it easily. You all should seek medical attention and ask them why it hurts to try it.

[QUOTE=GargoyleWB]
I can do it easily. You all should seek medical attention and ask them why it hurts to try it.
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A good idea, but I’d want QtM treating me given his experience with this ailment - and I’m not sure I want to commit the requisite felony (-ies) required to get me sent to choky.

Which is to say, I totally want to commit felonies, but I don’t think I’d be able to explain “prison gay” to my mother.

I did say “Then don’t do that!”
Then I paused. " I think that is SUPPOSED to hurt"

[QUOTE=Savannah]
I have to confess, I just tried it too.
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I have to confess, the only reason I haven’t tried that is that I have an IV hep lock in the bend of my right arm, and I’m afraid if I try that, I’ll infiltrate the IV hep lock before I can finish my course of IV antibiotics on Saturday. On Saturday evening, though, I’m totally going to try that!

Damn! I should have told him it wouldn’t hurt if he had his wedding ring up his nose! Why do I think of these things 4 years to late?!!!

[QUOTE=Qadgop the Mercotan]
In Wisconsin, no prisons allow any tobacco products on the grounds, for either inmates or staff.

But we’re an intake facility, so I’m constantly seeing guys who may have been smoking up to a day or two before I might see them. So it’s still a pertinent question.
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So what do they use for bartering?

[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest]
Smoking vegetarians is not good for your health.
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But they are SO much tastier than the plain, unsmoked ones. :smiley:

[QUOTE=Ignatz]
So what do they use for bartering?
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Ohhh I could guess!