Anybody else hearing the OP’s title as sung by Burl Ives to the tune of “Silver and Gold”?
Internet porn
Internet porn
How can you measure its worth
Based on the pleasure it brings here on earth …
Yeah. I’m trying to edit my page and I get those popups.
Maybe I should pony up the dough to remove the ads.
You think?
The closest I’ve come to using my digital camera for pornographic purposes was when I took a picture of my cat as she was sleeping on my desk. Hey, it counts since she’s always running around NEKKID! Even in front of guests!
I mean, really. In the year that I’ve had my camera, I’ve taken about a thousand pictures. They’re mainly pictures of buildings, friends, and family. The raciest pictures I have are of my cat licking her tail and a statute of a naked woman on campus.
you want to BAN something YOU don’t like
you obviously don’t have a AMERICAN flag in your front yard like i do
i would suggest you read The Constitution, The Declaration of Independence and Nixon’s Checkers speech before you spout such un-American crazy talk. Then i would suggest that you thank the next veteran you see for allowing you to see naked fat people on your computer
What?! You damn Nazi! Are you trying to deny me of my fat old lady porn?!
I feel sorry for you, EhhMon, what with that guy holding a gun to your head forcing you to look at naked pictures of ugly people.
Oh great, I can see it now:
And so on…
And maybe a few who couldn’t give two radioactive raccoon shits about his aesthetic preferences, but think restricting someone else’s access to women he considers unattractive a magnificently stupid idea.
Who is this guy?
There’s porn on the internet?
and for you’re “under 40” rule, would you say no to some choice Goldie Hawn pictures?
Not to mention Michelle Pfeiffer.
Mmmm…the soul-stealing eyes…
WAG? Yet another kid at loose ends over the Christmas school break.
Y’know how I solved this problem? I don’t look at internet porn. I’m at no risk of accidentally happening upon pictures of unattractive people in obscene poses, and, moreover, I’m at no risk of being walked in on while I’m in an obscene pose.
In other words: if you don’t go lookin’ for it, it ain’t there.
For the first time this year, I’m actually glad I’m not in Monterey anymore.
Unless, of course, you’re troubled by girth…
As for the OP - good luck getting anything to revolve around you. I’ve tried for decades and the world still ignores my pleas.
Yea, you’re stuck in Davis with me. Muhahahaha! 
KITTY PORN! :eek:
Mmmmmmmmm…fat old lady porn…
Are the raccoons radioactive, or have then simply consumed radioactive material as part of their ordinary diet? Is the National Park Service ensuring that these dangerous beasts and there feces are being properly collected and stored to avoid danger to park tourists?
Or are we going to drop a load of this on Saddam?
AIEEE! Poop from the evil striped beast who wears the mask of the infidel!!
Oh sure, insult my city based on someone’s post.
Isn’t Davis the place where you can be arrested for snoring too loud?
If you wanna insult Monterey, do it because it’s so FRIGGIN’ COLD ALL YEAR!