I don’t need a gun pointing at my head to look at naked pictures of ugly people…in the newsgroups like the one for Playboy, you get amateurs who put their pics up in there. So when you click BAM…its a fat ass heifer.
If I wanted to fat chicks i can go to the local KMART, if I wanted to see fat chicks in daisy dukes, spandex, and bikini tops I can go to any Walmart for that.
But if I go to a newsgroups for “babes” or “centerfolds”, a fat nude old chick is not what I had in mind.
Would you choose to view a pic of a naked fat chick over a nude pic of Pamela Anderson or Jenny McCarthy…I think NOT.
And just in case anyone brings it up…the newsgroups are free, versus the websites. The problem is you have people who are posting their pics in a newsgroup which clearly states what the newsgroup is for…if I wanted to see a fat chick, I’d go to a newsgroup titled “BIG MAMA” or something.
So maybe you should seek out porn in other places. For starters, you might want to go to sites where somebody actually paid the model, rather than sites/newsgroups where any Tammy, Deb, or Harriet can post nude pix of themselves. Trust me, son, finding porn you like on the Web isn’t rocket science.
If you can’t find tons of free porn on websites, all I can say is that your Web-searching skills are somewhere between pathetic and nonexistent.
The problem is you want the world to restructure itself for your convenience, and gripe like hell when it doesn’t, rather than do the least bit of work - a handful of clicks, maybe? - to find what you want out there. You don’t even have to get off your sorry ass.
Quit whining and go find it. Or not, I don’t care.
And don’t bother emailing me to ask for suggestions. Do your own work. If you can’t be bothered to do a little digging to find free porn, which is available on the Web in unimaginable quantities, I can’t imagine how lackadaisical your research is for school.
lev: Monterey’s my city also. I’m here in Davis pursuing a degree in Linguistics. The point I was trying to make is that EhhMon’s stupidity, as evidenced in his OP, is damn near apocalyptic in degree.
Plus, Davis couldn’t be a town where you can get arrested for snoring. Place is just too boring!
But, then I thought, “What *is[i/] the primary use of the internet?” Because I vaugely remember reading something else, that business sites outnumbered porn sites by about the year 1999. And that the most popular single use of the internet was e-mail.
But, no matter how I worded the search, I couldn’t come up with anything specific. I can usually find anything I think of asking, so I’m probably not thinking too clearly this morning. Understandable, considering the quantity of wine I consumed at that little party last night. (A friend dropped me off at home, I had walked the three blocks to the party.)
But, I digress…
Can anyone help me find the actual composition of the net and it most popular uses? 'Cause I’m stuck. Maybe I’ll ask in IMHO…
As for the rest of the OP: I realize it was probably tongue-in-cheek, but if it wasn’t… Get mommy’s credit card and buy a membership into one of those sites that are spamming daily. And for God’s sake! Wash your hands!
<sarcasm>It’s so funny that it always takes a couple of posts to find out what the OP really wants. Ehhmon doesn’t want to enforce registration of digital camera’s, all he really wants is for people to only post appropriate pictures in the appropriate news groups. Now, as SDMB’ers we can all relate to inappropriate postings.
See he’s not such a shit heel after all. He’s just young, dumb and full of c…
You have to ask yourself, what can I do to help him out? Can’t we all just get along?
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Ehhmon, go down to the quickie mart and buy a penthouse or, if you aren’t old enough, buy a cosmopoliton magazine. Either one will be full of pics you want to see at a much cheaper price than waiting for downloads.
You’ve seen “10” couples before, right? The guy’s a beanpole, the woman’s a bit rotund? Quite common in Southern states.
Somewhere in Winter Garden Florida, or Dothan, Alabama, or Valdosta, Georgia, there’s a guy in a trailer park browsing throgh alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.amateur. He’s bypassing the nudies of strippers, because he knows in his heart, it’s worthless to waste a good splort on it; he doesn’t have a chance in hell of getting a woman like that, and he knows it.
However, here’s something a bit closer to home. A fuzzy picture, wood paneling in the background, a 19" tv sitting on a broken console TV, and a 5’5", 190 pound, 40 year old woman with a tattoo of an eagle and snake on her sagging right breast. She’s sitting on some freshly vacuumed orange shag carpeting, pulling her labia apart to offer everyone the opportunity to play “Gyno.” Bubba gets a warm, fuzzy feeling … that could be ol’ Evelyn, or 'ol Betty. She looks like the woman he usually ends up with at the end of the night. He unzips his pants, spits in his hands, and …
As charming as your refusal was, I fear I would enjoy it far less than you.
Tell me what I have said to indicate what size it is. Other than the fact that I am an over 40 year old woman who thinks she need to lose weight I have given no parameters.
Younger does not necessarily mean better and older does mean inferior. What are you 14? You should work on developing a little tolerance.
My apologies Mermaid…I did it out of anger, I had to go back and read my original post. I didn’t mean to make it sound the way it did.
The night I posted it, I hadn’t slept at all day…I was doing the PS2 thing all day and got frustrated. Surfed the internet and got a little agitated.
It sounded great to post at the time, but no sleep and frustration will make anything thing sound great.
I was in the process of going back to reply to other peoples post, when I decided to go back read what I posted…doesnt’ sound too good when you’re well rested and fed (and sane).
heyy wait a second duder I think I found a flaw in your proposal
what if it’s a cameraman buying the camera and he’s going to take a photo shoot of a HOTT lesbian threesome anal xxx bondage incest jenna + gauge + nikki, yeah (fap fap fap) but the cameraman is seriously fugly so he can’t buy the camera so instead he joins on in the action and your sitting at home and watching bad porn instead cuz of your stupid fucking ugly people camera ban. so yeah you’re suggestion was pretty dumb, sorry g
phew that was a long post but I hope poeple will read it
(All that stuck-up intellectual pseudo-flaming won’t do ANYTHING guys… If you really want to convince people, you have to speak their language. The more you know.)
I happen to like the idea of so-called ugly people doing porn on the net. I mean ANYBODY can get standard porn with your cookie cutter blonde with huge boob job taking a load of jizz on the face! Sometimes I wanna see a 350 girl in her natural state gettin it on! Just maybe I say I wonder what a 60 yr. old lady looks like getting it up the backside? With the internet I can find out! Every year at Thanksgiving I give thanks for porn and the net!
It’s not just appearances that vary. I read a post recently on a bondage site’s discussion page, where the site owner disclosed that she had turned down a chance to do a specialty video for a customer. His interest … video of women sneezing. Yes, we are talking a sneeze fetish. She didn’t say if it was sneezing whle in bondage or just sneezing, but it was definitely … sneezing.
Makes bondage, smoking, pantyhose, shoe and so forth fetishes seem mundane. Still not the most obscure fetish I ever heard of … that would be the guy looking for images of women stomping on the accelerators of cars with their BARE FEET!
Anybody doing anything will apparently turn someone on out ther, and that’s kinda nice when you think about it, so long as everybody plays nice and consensual.
