Relax, my link isn’t to actual porn… It’s a mock infomercial starring noted literary genius David Henry Hwang. It’s pretty funny, and ties in with the subject of this thread quite nicely.
Weirddave- I’m not all that sure there’s a lot of difference between saying “I find X physical attribute attractive” and “I want to f*** someone with X physical attribute”. After all, that’s what a lot of people mean when they use the word “attractive”.
My AOL was set for Kid’s Only. My screen name is the master screen name. My children have mature teen clearance, but my clearance was Kid’s Only.
So I IM AOL help. The nice IM Techie type person tells me: Your username is the master screen name. It can’t be Kid’s Only.
So I say: It says Kids Only.
So AOL says: Go to Parental Controls and blah, blah, blah. . .
And I says: I’m in Parental Contols. Right now. It says Kids Only.
So AOL says: I see that you are signed on under [aol username, which is the master screen name].
I says: Yeup.
AOL: Master screen names should be General Use.
Me: I can’t see naked people having sex. I wanna see naked people having sex. When I try to see naked people having sex my computer tells me that AOL is preventing me from excersizing my god-given right to see naked people having sex.
AOL: Exit from parental controls, you perv, and go back in again.
Me: Thanks. I’m typing with one hand now.