I have a personal witness to make . . . ::d & r::
When I was about 11 years old, I was swimming in the across-the-street neighbor’s pool. I had a little bit of a tummy then (still do :(), and I was leaning against the edge of the pool, facing out, talking to someone, and up against the pool intake. I DID, in fact, get caught in the damn thing. My tummy formed a perfect seal over the intake, and created a vaccuum. Gave me tummy stretch marks (not too much, but noticeable) until someone was able to release me; I don’t remember if they shut off the system or what, there was too much yelling and screaming going on.
Until this moment there were only two people still alive who remember that moment . . . .
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