Intolerance on this board

[QUOTE=Klaatu]
You are all a bunch of meanies and poopyheads and you won’t let anyone else come in and play and you suck and I want my ball back.
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<homer simpson>Why won’t those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?!?</hs>

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Why are all of you taking the bait on this?

C’mon. New guest, a couple of weeks of largely innocuous posting, dipping lightly into a controversy or two, and then this massive hissy-fit departure announcement, inviting page after page of derisive piling-on… Isn’t it obvious this is a bit of chain-yanking? And you’re all cheerfully swallowing the bait?

And this:
[QUOTE=Elen_Luyddog]
You end of imploding in it.
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The individual’s preceding posts are all fairly straightforward and grammatically clean, and then the exit tantrum concludes with that awkward “gem”? Isn’t it obviously a calculated attempt to add another random catchphrase to the SDMB’s vocabulary, a so-called brainfart like “gotcha ya” or “I burning your dog”?

This person, whoever he or she is, is sitting in front of the monitor absolutely creaming him/herself at having successfully jerked everybody’s strings and elicited a multi-page sound-and-fury slamfest.

Jesus, people, we’re smarter than this. Just leave it alone, for fuck’s sake.

And see, I just thought most everybody was having fun at how silly it all was. My 2 pennies.

I can’t decide if this would be a great band name or user name.

[QUOTE=Bobotheoptimist]
…Wait a minute, glancing over Elen_Luyddog’s posting history, I see no evidence of independent open minded thought. “No one over 20 should ever wear shorts”?

Buh bye.
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Wait a minute, I think when we figured out she was saying over 20 inches, we tended to agree.

[QUOTE=Cervaise]
Why are all of you taking the bait on this?
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Yet, here you are as well.

We’re having fun with this, and if the OP is getting their jollies from it as well, then it’s a win/win. I don’t see anybody losing any sleep over this, and a little harmless/meaningless venting and humor makes us all happier people.

[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest]
I can’t decide if (Listen up Sugartits) would be a great band name or user name.
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Song title. The Foundations recorded it as a 1970 followup to “Build Me Up Buttercup”.

[QUOTE=Cervaise]
Why are all of you taking the bait on this?

C’mon. New guest, a couple of weeks of largely innocuous posting, dipping lightly into a controversy or two, and then this massive hissy-fit departure announcement, inviting page after page of derisive piling-on… Isn’t it obvious this is a bit of chain-yanking? And you’re all cheerfully swallowing the bait?

And this:The individual’s preceding posts are all fairly straightforward and grammatically clean, and then the exit tantrum concludes with that awkward “gem”? Isn’t it obviously a calculated attempt to add another random catchphrase to the SDMB’s vocabulary, a so-called brainfart like “gotcha ya” or “I burning your dog”?

This person, whoever he or she is, is sitting in front of the monitor absolutely creaming him/herself at having successfully jerked everybody’s strings and elicited a multi-page sound-and-fury slamfest.

Jesus, people, we’re smarter than this. Just leave it alone, for fuck’s sake.
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Who cares, though? It’s just an opportunity to trigger one of the SDMB’s patented ‘amusing riffs on a theme’ threads. it usually takes an incredibly stupid OP in the pit to trigger them, but once they kick off, they create their own justification. At this point, I doubt that 90% of the people participating in the thread give a hoot about the OP’s personal opinion. Of course, I could be wrong, and we’ll end of imploding in it.

Someone set up us the bomb?

All your base are belong to SDMB!!!

Let’s see…7+ years and counting, with no shortage of “This board will be history in less than a year!!!” histrionics.

I’m sure the implosion is riiiiiiiight around the corner.

[QUOTE=enigm4tic]
Someone set up us the bomb?

All your base are belong to SDMB!!!
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WHAT YOU SAY!!!

Because we haven’t had any in a while,
pie pie pie pie pie!

[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest]
I can’t decide if {Listen Up, Sugartits} would be a great band name or user name.
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That was an Al Hirt tune, wasn’t it? Oh, wait, no, that was “Sugarlips”. Sorry.

[QUOTE=ElvisL1ves]
That was an Al Hirt tune, wasn’t it? Oh, wait, no, that was “Sugarlips”. Sorry.
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hehehe… you said ‘lips’

[QUOTE=silenus]
You’re right.
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What he said.

[QUOTE=chowder]
…and beer, don’t EVER forget the beer
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I’ve been meaning to comment on this ever since I got here: who the hell drinks beer with pie?

I’m leaving.

[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
I’ve been meaning to comment on this ever since I got here: who the hell drinks beer with pie?

I’m leaving.
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When come back, bring pie?

We are Borg.

[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
I’ve been meaning to comment on this ever since I got here: who the hell drinks beer with pie?

I’m leaving.
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Real men eat Guiness.