Introducing the Bananas Phone...I mean Freedom Phone

A $120 Chinese phone preloaded with free apps, with modified Android and its own app store–all for $500!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!

Sorry, I had to.

Yeah, ‘Freedom’ and ‘Chinese Phone’ do not belong in the same sentence. Anyone who uses this is an idiot, unless there is some specific way in which it offers protection that can’t be thwarted and can be verified.

What the great MAGA Freedom phone, like everything else associated with MAGA is a complete con!!?? This is the least surprising thing ever to have happened. Well I guess not, I’m little surprised its not a cigarette box with “freedom fon” written on it in sharpie.

Well, that’d stick it to The Man and his socialistic conformist Spelling Rules. I’d pay extra for that.

Wait, this isn’t a practical joke perpetrated by the French?

The MAGA demographic is the most comprehensive mailing list of Manipulable And Gullible Airheads assembled in the history of the USA. They are a like a large school of defenceless small fish surrounded by sharks below and all around, and hungry gannets above.

Operator, get me Beijing! (jing jing jing!)

Their privacy policy:

Usage Data is collected automatically when using the Service.

Usage Data may include information such as Your Device’s Internet Protocol address (e.g. IP address), browser type, browser version, the pages of our Service that You visit, the time and date of Your visit, the time spent on those pages, unique device identifiers and other diagnostic data.

You can’t make this up!!



And they’re based in Jamaica. When the hell did Jamaica become part of the U.S.?

Trump bought it in 2017, it was a package deal with Greenland.

Apparently, Jamaica was paid for in paper towels.

Well, it’s not like there have never been simplified spelling movements before.

Considering who the target audience is, there is a distinct conflict of interest when it comes to the rest of us denouncing this security quackery.

For a while you could stack coupon codes and get it for free (well, for $20 shipping)
Ars has some info.


Is there any evidence that this is real? E.g. any prominent MAGAs using it? I’m not convinced (yet) that this isn’t someone trolling the Trumpists.

“The phone is supposed to ship in August.”

What do I win if the shipments are delayed by two weeks? Then delayed again. And again. Finally someone will blame the liberals or Biden, or Soros. And no money will be refunded.

More sucker money to be harvested.

The “correctly predicting the religion of the pope and where bears poop” trophy.

A RIIIING! to f#@&k them ALL? I drew that in 2018 already. Pfft!