Firstly, there’s Bob Down. He’s a short fellow. He lives on a farm, with his wife Mona Down. She’s never been quite the same since the unfortunate incident with the combine harvester. Of course there’s Son Down he’s healthy, wealthy and wise. Then there’s Liza Down - she’s got a bit of a reputation in these parts…
Great aunt Ida Down lives in town. She’s a warm, cuddly type. Very comforting to be around.
Mark Down owns the local retail discount store. Does a roaring trade by all accounts.
So does anyone else out there know any members of the down family?
There is also the noble Count Down, pioneer of the short lived Australian space programme. Pat Down, the customs official and Ho Down, the square dance caller from the Vietnamese branch of the family.
If you took the time to learn some history of people other than your own, you would realise the Dynasty Down are held in great esteem and reverence here in Australia (and Taiwan) as they indeed should be in your own country. We don’t joke about them and I’ll ask you not to either.