Invade Puerto Rico! NOW!!!

Yes.

There’s a plan; it’s very cool!

Typically big and bold plan by Musk, but by Og he’s been able to pull off a lot of big shit; I say go for it, Puerto Rico (but retain at least 51% ownership; don’t be stupid).

Montana firm that had just 2 employees when Maria hit Puerto Rico lands $300M contract to rebuild PR’s power grid.

And astounding coinkydink: it’s located in the same town that Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke lives in.

Not quite peak swamp, but working on it.

Oh, there’s more:

OTOH, I wonder if I should hit them up for a gig:

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WTF?!?!

You know who also lives in Whitefish? Shithead Richard Spencer.

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Follow the money…

Flat Creek Capital Management

Hmmmmmmm.On April 27th, 2016 they raised $14,001,000.

The founder is listed as Lance Etcheverry and his name and brief bio are the only things that come up when you click on Flat Creek Capital’s ‘Leadership’ button.

HBC Investments seems to be a mostly family-owned equity firm, centered around Joe Colonnetta and the Hoak family.

I hope they are able to put a majority of the cable distribution under ground.

Granted it is more costly. But the maintenance factor goes way down. Especially in hurricane prone areas.

How can you make any money next time if there are no poles to be knocked over?

I dunno how many there were previously but

Of course you realize that if he is able to pull it off, Trump will roll in and say that it was all his doing.

Frankly, don’t care if PR ends up with cheaper, more reliable power.

In any case, President’s get blame and fame for lots of things that are outside their control.

Like not rescuing hostages held by Iran, and killing bin Laden.

That’s irrelevant. What matters is whether they’re Trump supporters.

My “Invade PR” title is meant as an exhortation, that we apply the same level of resource and commitment as would an invasion. I did not mean to cheerlead for corporate predators to sweep down and steal what few bits of hope remain to them.

I apologize for any misunderstanding.

I’m not sure what you are saying here? Carter and Obama personally authorized those missions, so the success/failure is on them. On the other hand, the Marine barracks in Beirut and the consulate attack at Benghazi were nothing Reagan or Obama had much control over.

Trump deserves no blame for PR losing electrical power. He deserves all of the blame for the crappy initial response and the ongoing clusterfuck that appears to be the ongoing response.

I don’t think it is “on them”. It’s not like Carter forgot to change airfilters, or Obama shot bin Ladin. They were both told by the military that it would be successful, and they gave the orders.

Besides, when Trump buys the bankrupt island and turns it into the Biggest, Best, Resort/Golf Club ever, he won’t want all those unsightly poles. (Or other Eastern European ethnic groups…)

Well, he likes Czechs. But only if they’re made out to him.

Ba-da-BING! :smiley: