While his initial goals were lofty, within weeks he had shed all his scientific ethics in pursuit of getting into Mary Ann’s pants.
Fox ordered the Detroit Tigers to blow the World Series as part of a master plan. After a ratings-grabbing New York-Los Angeles series in 2007, the stage will be set for the Tigers to return to the Series in 2008. Their opponents will be the “miracle” Chicago Cubs in a rematch of the 1945 Series and Chicago’s first chance for a championship in 100 years.
Which they will lose again, as part of a master plan for the REALLY big ratings for the Cubs NEXT shot at the title in 2108.
coughMcAfeecough
FDR died because the day Japan surrendered he was going to tell the World that the Foo Fighters were likely Alien in nature.
Sadam had made or was going to make a seperate deal with the Aliens and/or he had acquired Alien technology and that was why the U.S. and Britian needed to take him out.
How about Bush tightening the screws on Enron in 2001 as to ensure that there was no major competition to Halliburton? He gets the best of both worlds: receiving Enron’s campaign donations and then having the joy of taking them out by clamping down on the illegal actions that have been ongoing for 5 years prior.
There’s no such thing as BO (as in Phew you stink!) it was invented by the manufacturers of deodorants to encourage people to buy them, and thereby destroy the ozone layer so that alien disintegrator ray guns could penetrate the Earth’s atmosphere …
I could tell you the rest, but then I’d have to kill you…
That theory is already out there- supposedly, the deserts of Iraq were hiding a
Stargate through which one could contact the extraterrestrial Annunaki of the world Nibiru. We had to get it before Saddam could.
Heh-heh-heh. See, I told you all this would draw him out! 
Cartooniverse, you might want to put all your affairs in order within the next 48 hours. Sorry.
The Tunguska explosion was the first successful test of a nuclear weapon, developed in secret by radical Tsarist scientists. The technology was stolen by Austro-Hungarian spies, and was used against a French ship in Halifax Harbour in 1917. In responding to the crisis, Canadians were the first to properly document the dangers of radioactive poisoning. Horrified by their findings, a decision was made to hide the effects, lest morale be shattered and a war lost. A massive effort was undertaken to cover up the nature of the blast, including planting new “witnesses” and making thousands of people disappear, mostly into insanitariums. Medical research from this event prepared American scientists for the aftereffects of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Holy cr@p - it was soooo crazy that I thought … well…Holy cr@p
Someone on the Supreme Court’s a woman…and it’s not the one you think!
That South Park is really based on true events, and is written by White House staffers who are aware of the TRUE happenings around the world.
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Follow the chain of corporations, holding companies, fronts, and suchlike back far enough, and you’ll find that the baby food companies and the makers of epi-pens are owned by the same outfit. The baby food has an ingredient that induces peanut allergies in children; the epi-pens are sold for use against peanut allergies. This is why we see so many peanut allergies nowadays in children, when they were virtually unknown to kids thirty years ago. Naturally, sales of epi-pens are high.
But what really makes the situation unique is that the same outfit has a very effective public and press relations arm that is currently working on convincing the public to eliminate peanuts and other nut products from public areas. They’ve already managed to eliminate peanuts and peanut products from school cafeterias, candy bars, and some sports stadiums. Sure, it’ll cut into their epi-pen sales, but they also own a number of peanut-free snack food and candy companies…
The butler really didn’t do it.
Instead, I would really pay attention to the man behind the curtain.