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The Professor arranged the crash and was keeping them on the island, surreptitiously using Gilligan to foil every escape plan and drive off any potential rescuers. His masterplan, involving social engineering, neurolinguistic programming, and sensory perception manipulation on a grand scale, was being tested on representative members of American society…
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While his initial goals were lofty, within weeks he had shed all his scientific ethics in pursuit of getting into Mary Ann’s pants.
Fox ordered the Detroit Tigers to blow the World Series as part of a master plan. After a ratings-grabbing New York-Los Angeles series in 2007, the stage will be set for the Tigers to return to the Series in 2008. Their opponents will be the “miracle” Chicago Cubs in a rematch of the 1945 Series and Chicago’s first chance for a championship in 100 years.
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Fox ordered the Detroit Tigers to blow the World Series as part of a master plan. After a ratings-grabbing New York-Los Angeles series in 2007, the stage will be set for the Tigers to return to the Series in 2008. Their opponents will be the “miracle” Chicago Cubs in a rematch of the 1945 Series and Chicago’s first chance for a championship in 100 years.
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Which they will lose again, as part of a master plan for the REALLY big ratings for the Cubs NEXT shot at the title in 2108.
[QUOTE=MacTech]
the antisocial virus writers that write viruses and spyware are being funded (under the table) by the companies that write antivirus software, the crackers create a demand for antivirus software, which software manufacturers are more than happy to provide, for a price…
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Which is exactly the way that Franklin Roosevelt died.
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FDR died because the day Japan surrendered he was going to tell the World that the Foo Fighters were likely Alien in nature.
Sadam had made or was going to make a seperate deal with the Aliens and/or he had acquired Alien technology and that was why the U.S. and Britian needed to take him out.
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]
The Bushiviks were so scared of a Paul Wellstone presidential run in 2004 that Rove arranged for his plane to crash.
I don’t actually believe this one, but . . .
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How about Bush tightening the screws on Enron in 2001 as to ensure that there was no major competition to Halliburton? He gets the best of both worlds: receiving Enron’s campaign donations and then having the joy of taking them out by clamping down on the illegal actions that have been ongoing for 5 years prior.
There’s no such thing as BO (as in Phew you stink!) it was invented by the manufacturers of deodorants to encourage people to buy them, and thereby destroy the ozone layer so that alien disintegrator ray guns could penetrate the Earth’s atmosphere …
I could tell you the rest, but then I’d have to kill you…
Sadam had made or was going to make a seperate deal with the Aliens and/or he had acquired Alien technology and that was why the U.S. and Britian needed to take him out.
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That theory is already out there- supposedly, the deserts of Iraq were hiding a
Stargate through which one could contact the extraterrestrial Annunaki of the world Nibiru. We had to get it before Saddam could.
[QUOTE=FriarTed]
That theory is already out there- supposedly, the deserts of Iraq were hiding a
Stargate through which one could contact the extraterrestrial Annunaki of the world Nibiru. We had to get it before Saddam could.
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The Tunguska explosion was the first successful test of a nuclear weapon, developed in secret by radical Tsarist scientists. The technology was stolen by Austro-Hungarian spies, and was used against a French ship in Halifax Harbour in 1917. In responding to the crisis, Canadians were the first to properly document the dangers of radioactive poisoning. Horrified by their findings, a decision was made to hide the effects, lest morale be shattered and a war lost. A massive effort was undertaken to cover up the nature of the blast, including planting new “witnesses” and making thousands of people disappear, mostly into insanitariums. Medical research from this event prepared American scientists for the aftereffects of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
[QUOTE=FriarTed]
That theory is already out there- supposedly, the deserts of Iraq were hiding a
Stargate through which one could contact the extraterrestrial Annunaki of the world Nibiru. We had to get it before Saddam could.
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Holy cr@p - it was soooo crazy that I thought … well…Holy cr@p
Follow the chain of corporations, holding companies, fronts, and suchlike back far enough, and you’ll find that the baby food companies and the makers of epi-pens are owned by the same outfit. The baby food has an ingredient that induces peanut allergies in children; the epi-pens are sold for use against peanut allergies. This is why we see so many peanut allergies nowadays in children, when they were virtually unknown to kids thirty years ago. Naturally, sales of epi-pens are high.
But what really makes the situation unique is that the same outfit has a very effective public and press relations arm that is currently working on convincing the public to eliminate peanuts and other nut products from public areas. They’ve already managed to eliminate peanuts and peanut products from school cafeterias, candy bars, and some sports stadiums. Sure, it’ll cut into their epi-pen sales, but they also own a number of peanut-free snack food and candy companies…
