You know it. I know it. They know it. The ones who sneak spy cameras into the fluoride in our water so they can watch our pineal glands for subversive POEE activity.
So, what’s it? Share it with the world.
John F. Kennedy was identical twins. This was kept carefully hidden from the media but it is the only possible explanation as to why he was always so daisy-fresh on camera while Nixon was sweating like a sweet tea in Mobile. The Dynamic Duo, carefully managed by the Onassis family (the intersecting branch of the Italian Mafia and the Bilderberg Group) and the Catholic Church (the intersecting branch of the Italian Mafia and the Illuminati), went on to run the country and make sure the space race came off in time to contact the Great Old Ones on the Moon with their blood sacrifice (the crew of the Apollo 1 ‘disaster’, all of them very much alive until the very end) so they would prevent the Massachusetts Deep Ones from rising up and destroying the East Coast.
The charade couldn’t continue, however: One of the Johns had inoperable brain cancer and would soon slip into a long, painful, debilitating disease even the best handlers couldn’t entirely keep from the public. So Lee Harvey Oswald, a false-flag operative blooded in the Bay of Pigs invasion, was chosen to kill the sick John in 1963. That is why JFK’s brain got lost between the shooting and the autopsy: They had to conceal any hint of the malignant tumor, something completely at odds with the virile image the healthy John had portrayed in public immediately prior to the shooting.
The Catholics weren’t opposed to this euthanasia. Indeed, they regard the dead John as a martyr, one of the many the Pope is told of by the more senior Cardinals as part of his true initiation ceremony. He died so Jackie Kennedy could marry Aristotle Onassis and complete the blood union between the Illuminati and the Italian Mafia, thereby ensuring the Church the Holy Trinity (Illuminati-Bilderbergs-Mafia) would remain unbroken and strong enough to fight the Soviet-Chinese-Jewish pact. The Cold War in general, and the Vietnam War in particular, was the visible aspect of the struggle between those two Trilateral Cabals. The Vietnam War was a proving ground for super-soldier programs and ESP weaponry, many of them based around stolen alien technology filched from the Moon during the Apollo missions (Apollo 13 happened when an alien defense mechanism wasn’t fully disabled on the surface and almost finished a self-destruct sequence.) and from capturing UFOs destined for the USSR and China.
Returning to the plot, the living John currently resides on Skorpios, Greece, Aristotle’s private island, with his best days largely behind him but still enjoying himself in a very comfortable retirement facility. His children number in the dozens, every one a potential martyr or even saint to the Catholic Church and a good number of them working various angles for one or more legs of the Bilderberg-Mafia-Illuminati cabal. The enemy has changed, of course: Now that the Soviets are gone, the Arabs are getting stroppy and China is bucking for a serious promotion. The Jews are ripe for conversion if the Arabs can be made to seem a serious threat to Israel, something that is being worked on at many levels.
Maybe a charismatic bastard will be our next president.
Here goes: