It was actually ghost-written by Phil McCracken
Too Soon
Training Lions and Tigers by Claude Badly.
Oldies (Ancienties, actually) but Goodies
***Birth Control in Russia ***by Ivana Kutcherkokoff
The Tiger’s Revenge by Claude Balls
***20 Years in the Saddle ***by Major Assburn
Vasectomies by Holden McGroyne
Physical affection among gay men by Amanda Kissinhug
*The Worst Book Ever * By Joe King
The Big Book of Humor By Joe King
In response to a query received by PM, although I said “invent” in the thread title, posting old ones seen elsewhere is perfectly fine also. I suppose I should have said “invented” to make this more explicit.
Themes Arising From “The Apprentice” by Alan Sachs (or Donald Sachs, if you’re a fan of the American version)
Cures for Flatulence by Ivana Trump
My Favourite Two Disciples by Paul Simon
Gesundheit! by Anna Choo
Getting Rid of Your Halloween Jack O’Lanterns by Chuck Pumpkins
*Wind Through the Laurels *by Stanley Phartuccio
*Cheat And Backstab Your Way To Success *by Isaac Hunt.
*Let’s Cherish the Thought *by Saul Lovett
*Mr. Cranky Pants *by Alice Moody
*Only Nine Lives *by Diane Katz
*Strawberries Are Dead To Me *by Cherry Garcia
Hit by the Pitch by Anibal Hertz
Out Again by Pop Fly
Kickin’ Butt by Homer deGen
OK I am watching baseball. 
Oh, look at that! Home Safe! by Miss deTag 
Missed the edit window to add:
Live in the Moment by Wanda Game
Just remembered one that I was very proud of thinking of as a twelve-year-old, though I’m sure I wasn’t the first:
The Life of a Lapdancer by Oliver Klothesov